Hey everybody, I'm back! Sorry about Dutch and his whining yesterday, but an extra bite of Taco Bell is, umm... yeah... sorry. Anyway. I know the princess already told you about our escape-from-pride camping trip, but here's what it was really like.
We swam in a lake, which is kinda the same as an ocean only warmer, drinkable and you don't get water up your face because there aren't any waves. Awesome!
We also kinda hiked in meadows. I say kinda because my human was under a tree reading most of the time (and wearing flip flops) and Dutch was too afraid to go very far without her because he thought bears might eat us. Whatever. It was still awesome.
At night we got to sleep in a bag in a tent. In case you don't remember, tents are kinda like houses but waaay cooler because you can put them anywhere. Like on top of a mountain right under the stars. There may have been a spider in the tent and maybe angry birds kind of attacked us for sleeping too close to their nest. But still, awesome!
For breakfast, we ate out of bags like wild animals. I thought this was super fun and exciting because we eat out of bowls every freaking day. Seriously, when was the last time you ate out of a bag without getting in trouble? Dutch said it was "gross and dangerous and uncivilized". Duh. Isn't that what wild means?
The only bad thing about camping is we don't do it very much. If I was in charge we'd go camping like every weekend. Probably more. Please don't tell Dutch that though, he'll get an ulcer or something just thinking about the stupid spiders.