Thursday, July 17, 2014

MY HUMAN IS CRAZY


Sometimes I think my human is crazy. I mean, most humans are. At least sometimes. But I always kinda forget about that part so when her craziness sneaks up on me, it really freaks me out. 

According to Google, there are like a million different kinds of crazy and I should make a list to keep track of my human's symptoms. So yesterday I started making a list. I'm already up to #42.

Reason #42 my human is crazy: she sees things that aren't there. 

Not like dead people or anything. I don't think. More like the thing in today's picture she made me pose with. 

HUMAN: oh Pug, it looks just like you!
PUG: that thing? But I'm not red.
HUMAN: so
PUG: and I'm pretty sure it's a cat.
HUMAN: that's ok
PUG: and, uhm, I think it only has one ear.
HUMAN: no, there are two. One of them is just really small.

See what I mean? Crazy. 

I really wanted to tell her my eyes also aren't all weird and crooked, I don't have that many teeth and my head doesn't have upside triangles on it. But I also wanted a cookie. So I didn't say anything. I just added #42 to my crazy list and tried not to think about what #43 will be.

10 comments:

Butch and Sundance said...

Puglet...we are all a little crazy....

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

L O L !! Puglet too funny! We love this idea of making a crazy list! We might have to start one too...as soon as we can stop laughing. You are so smart about getting those cookies too! Gotta love it!

mlb7791 said...

Oh Pug! This post and picture has me rotflmao!! You always make my day! I love you!

Mercy said...

Pug, You are very wise. I thought Dutchy was smarter than you (no offense)... now I'm not so sure.
Kisses, Kisses
Mercy

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Um. We see what you're human is saying Pug, but we think you're way more awesome.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Harry the pug from Oz said...

Or a vivid imagination lol

Macca in Oz said...

Pug, you are all crazy and that's why we love you so much!! And you are MUCH prettier than that!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, the upside down triangles...uhm, maybe... :)

Charlie the Pugster said...

Puglet, I'm pretty sure all humans are a little crazy!

Brody Green said...

This is just too cute. All humans can seem crazy.