Even though we hiked with the cows before going to Pugnacious, on the way home we stopped at a place called Pt. Isabel to run around some more. My human said it had something to do with traffic, but I think it's really because we ate a bunch of Pugnacious snacks and she doesn't want me to get any fatter than I already am.
Whatever the reason, it was cool to sniff butts with dogs from the other side of the bridge. Especially since I've been thinking about finding a new girl to love. I mean, Jenny the Pug will always be The One, but she lives all the way in Oregon and we might never get a chance to actually meet.
Maybe it's time I start looking for, uh, The Two?
Pt Isabel seemed like a good place to find a geographically desirable girlfriend, so I put out the I'm-available vibe and waited. I didn't have to wait long though - those East Bay girls don't waste any time! Within minutes, I was being sniffed up by a nice Beagle named Taiko and a little white dog whose name I totally can't remember.
Taiko the Beagle was cool, and the little white dog was cute and all. But there just wasn't any spark or flame or whatever. It kinda made me a little sad, and that made me miss Jenny the Pug even more. Until I saw Gracie the bulldog...
Gracie is big and beefy and really, really hot. And not hot because she has a smooshface and the weather was warm. I mean she's hot like HOT. The kind of hot that makes sparks and flames happen. Which is exactly what, uh, happened.
For the record, I'm not one of those dogs who's big on humping. I like to hump my buddy Frank, but that's just a bromance thing. Except for him, I keep my humping to myself. But there's something about Gracie that just made me crazy. Even when my human told me to stop, I just couldn't stop.
If it weren't for the humping, I'd have more pictures of my beautiful, beefy Gracie. But my human said she didn't want to take those kind of pictures and put the camera away real quick. I guess it doesn't really matter though. I don't need her stupid pictures to remember a girl like Gracie.