I hope everybody had fun during the long weekend. My human was superbusy with some top secret something, but on Saturday we played with friends at the beach, and Sunday we went for a long hike. Even though Monday was a special-day, it was kinda like a normal weekend.
Until yesterday. When my human left us. And went to some kind of food party. Yeah. A special-day food party. And we - me and Dutch, but more importantly ME - were not invited.
ME: what do you mean we're not invited?
MY HUMAN: uh, I mean dogs are not invited.
ME: what kind of party doesn't want dogs to come??
MY HUMAN: one with a lot of food.
She said something about begging and snatching and people losing fingers or their dinners. Something else about paper plates at dog level and chicken bones. And then... she said goodbye and left. Without me.
Uh, I mean us.
I tried to look as sad as puggily possible as she walked away. I even made pathetic little wimpery noises. But it totally didn't work. So me and Dutch had to stay home and watch animal planet while my human partied with food. She didn't even bring us home like a party flavor or anything. I mean, what kind of special-day is that??
Did anyone here get to go to one of those food parties yesterday? Seriously, I want to know what I missed.