Well, my human found out why none of the ancient secrets have made her feel better. The vet told her all the pug noises she's been making are from something called broncorhinoceros? Bronconewmoanya? Something like that.
I guess you need drugs to make whatever it is she has go away. And now she has drugs. Super happy she's going to get better - maybe we'll see the light of day soon!
The only good thing about my human being sick is she hasn't dressed us up in anything for Halloween. I heard her say something about a costume, but I haven't seen it yet. I'm hoping she'll let me go as a Yeti. Y'know, that big hairy big-foot guy?
That's what I'm being in today's picture, but I think the Yeti is more of a video thing though. In a picture it just looks like I'm showing off my boy parts or something. Kinda embarrassing.
Last year I was a lobster for Halloween. Dutch always wears the same red glittery devil ears. What's everyone here being for Halloween???