My human says she doesn't have the energy these days to make us stay on the floor (I think she really just misses us) so me and Dutch are back to sleeping on her bed. It's a good thing too because Dutch really is a total bed hog and one P.L.A.Y bed is not enough when you have to share it with a spotted bed hog.
Or any bed hog, I guess.
Anyway. I was hoping my human would just forget about the whole sleeping on the floor thing, but now she has a new complaint about having dogs in her bed. And that complaint is me. Me and my snoring, I mean.
According to her, I snore like a lumberjack. I don't know what that is, but I guess me being like one wakes her up in the middle of the night. And the beginning of the night. And the end of the night. Pretty much all night long, she says.
The weird thing is, I never used to snore. And now I'm a lumberjack? Google says it might be from getting fat, but I don't think I'm that much fatter than I was before the snoring started. Weird right? Like one of those medical mystery things on TV.
Does anyone else here snore like a lumberjack? Were you born that way, or did it happen when you were, say, 2 1/2 years old and a little bit tubier than normal??