Hi everybody. This is Dutch. The spotted one with the skinny neck who supposedly hogs the bed and is afraid of farts. That Dutch.
Pug is feeling a lot better, but he said I could have the blog today if I promised not to tell my human where he keeps his secret poop stash. He's worried she might put him on lockdown for eating bad things and says he needs a plan B.
The truth is, I don't know where Pug keeps his secret poop. But I do know some other secrets you might be interested in. I can think of at least 12 without even thinking.
Like Secret #9: Pug really isn't all that brave. He might not be afraid of angry cows or mountain lions, but he is afraid of this:
Don't ask me what it is because I do not know. But I do know it's nothing to be afraid of. Unless you are Pug. In which case, it's terrifying. And in case he says I'm lying or making this up, here's a whole lot of proof:
Not exactly brave if you ask me.