Uhm. I don't know what the other 11 secrets Dutch thinks he knows about me are, but all I have to say about "Pug Secret #9" is this:
Yes, I am afraid of freaky things that hover over my head and act like they want to kill me or something. And if you saw that scary thing coming out of the wall at you, you'd be afraid too. And just in case you ever do see one, don't waste your time trying to scare it away because it's not afraid of barking. At all.
Oh. And at least I'm not afraid of mommy cows. Or lions. Or farts!
Anyway. Since we're talking about scary things, check out what my human found in my fold yesterday:
In case you've never been attacked by a tick (and can't tell what's in the picture because my gimpy human took it with her phone) that thing in the picture is a tick.
If you ask me, ticks are more gross than scary. Which is a good thing because the sucker was stuck to my face and I think having something scary stuck to your face would be ridiculously scary.
It's bad enough the thing left a big red hole in my face when my human pulled it off:
Luckily the hole is hidden in my fold so only I (and now you) know it's there. Hey, maybe we can call it Pug Secret #13?