Even though I do most of the talking, I learn a lot from everyone here. So today I have a major question:
This place down the street from us sells it. And every weekend people line up around the block to get it. Around the block. In the rain, at night - always a line.
So I'm thinking this soft serve stuff must be ridiculously good. But I have no idea what it is because my human always has some lame excuse for not wanting to stand in line for an hour to get me some. And I'm pretty sure I do want some.
This is what I know:
1. It's eatable.
2. Humans eat it with their tongues - no thumbs!
3. Lots of people 'heart' it.
This is what I want... no... need to know (in as much detail as possible):
1. What exactly is soft serve?
2. If you've eaten it, what's the big whoop?
3. How might I talk my human into getting me some??
My stomach thanks you for any info you can give it. Uhm, I mean me.
Oh, and PS:
The talking towel tube thing? Not afraid (but Dutch FR-EAKED!!)
Vaseline? Uhhh. Not scary.
Plastic bags? Oh yeah. They're like tinfoil's evil twin!
Hair drying machine? Only when my human points it at me.
And if we had a Hallmark Valentine's card with a pug on it that sings Boom Boom, I wouldn't be afraid. But I would probably bark my head off at it.