Exactly two years ago my human taped a fake mohawk to my head, put a bunch of gold chains around my neck, and called me "Mr P". I still don't 100% understand the Mr. P thing, but my human says he pities fools or something and Daily Puglet was born on April Fools day so...
Yeah. Still no idea.
Anyway. Since then, I've kinda outgrown the -let in Puglet. But I still love coming here every day to be with you. Well, every weekday anyway. Even though I've never sniffed most of your butts, I totally love all of you. And Don't tell Dutch this because I like to make him think I'm perfect, but knowing all of you makes me a better pug. Even on weekends.
So thanks for coming and thanks for reading and thanks for sticking by me even when my human's thumbs are sick and my adventures are boring. And a big, fat, tubey thanks for helping Daily Puglet turn two. Because without you, Daily Puglet wouldn't be here (and if it was, it would totally suck).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!
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My human is still working on the No Recipe book.... it's coming... SPAM included!!!!! Oh, and keep an eye out for me in the comments. My human is feeling human enough to give me full use of her thumbs again.
WOO - HOO!
WOO - HOO!