Yes, menacing. As in mad and not afraid to do something about it. And not because I won't get to spend the next 11 days eating anything I want (72% of you say there will be a May 22nd). No. I'm menacing because some jerk at the Post Office (who must be related to that WHENCE lady) did something really uncool.
Y'see, when Dutch's new special drugs to stop the mysterious scratching made him stop eating, my human stopped giving them to him. She didn't want a whole brand new bottle of drugs to go to waste, so she found someone who could use them. Someone like Payton in Illinois.
Payton has PDE (Pug Dog Encephalitis) and needs special drugs to stop seizures. No idea how my human knows this stuff, but somehow she knew that Dutch's no-scratch drug and Payton's no-seizure drug are the same thing. So she packed up the drugs so they wouldn't look or sound like drugs and sent them off to Payton.
A few days later we got a thank you email from Payton & her people. Well, sort of. It was more like a good news, bad news email. Apparently on the way to Illinois, our package mysteriously opened up and spit out the drugs.
Not the note inside from me -- just the drugs.
This was not an accident people. I saw the envelope and it's totally obvious that some postal jerk opened it up STOLE Payton's brain drugs. I mean, why would anyone want dog brain drugs??
Sorry to be all menacing, but I just want you and Karma and the rest of the internet to know what happened. I'm sure the postal people are mostly completely cool and honest, but if the postal jerk who stole the drugs is reading this...
You see the look on Payton's face? That's the look of a pug who just had her brain drugs stolen.
* * *JUJU S.O.S.
A friend of the Three E's needs some superserious good juju. Her name is Zoe and yesterday she got bit IN THE FACE by a rattlesnake. Yes, a snake! Not so good. She was taken to the hospital to get anti-venom and I'm hoping she's doing much better today. Zoe, our juju is with you!
IT'S SPECIAL IN CANADA
Maxwell (another Canadian beagle) from Prince George, BC is celebrating his whelp day today... and I'll be eating a fresh PB + Banana + Baaacon cookie to celebrate with him. Happy WD Maxwell!