Tuesday, September 13, 2011

TOP SECRET STUFF

You will probably notice that there are no pictures of me today. That's because the Top Secret Stuff my human is working on isn't really about me. I guess I'm part of it, but not the biggest part and whatever part I have hasn't really happened yet.

Kinda sucks.

Still, you all must be dying to know what the Top Secret Stuff is. I know I totally am. I didn't get to see much of it, but I do have some clues. They are really really random clues, but maybe we can figure it out together.

Oh yeah - since there aren't any pictures of ME and Dutch looks too traumatized to be cute, I'm supposed to show you this shot of Frank's ridiculous cuteness. Yup. The dude is Jimmy-ing for Nikon. In a bathtub.


Really really random clues:

  • Nikon has a big part. HUGE!
  • Kodak (video camera) does too
  • Me + Frank + Dutch + Jack + Vegas + 2 humans rode together in Mazda
  • Frank and Dutch got baths
  • My human freaked out because watermelons don't have seeds anymore
  • Jack + Vegas killed Dutch's Henrietta chicken (and mauled Bellatrix's mom)
  • Dutch did nothing wrong because he is perfect
  • Lily got scared by a garage door
  • Frank attacked a bike and some lady's shorts
  • Harry did nothing wrong because he is perfect like Dutch
  • Everyone but me got loads of bacon treats (I got some, but not loads)
  • My human slept for a very long time when it was all over
  • Bellatrix's mom got a really bad headache
  • Harry + Lily's mom also got mauled, but was totally fine otherwise

23 comments:

Green Dog Wine said...

Oh man Puglet - I just can't WAIT to hear what it is!

Anonymous said...

Sounds exciting!

Misiober said...

Omg it sounds to me that there will be a new video or something!!!! On the other hand a new movie without Pug ??? I can't wait too see it if it's a new movie! Your Human always picks very importan subject, so I can't wait even more! Whatever it is I hope we will see it really soon! Hugz my Friend:)

The Mama Monster said...

All I've got is Vegas and hangovers... Hmmmm...

Lola said...

I have no idea- the clues aren't fitting together in my squished up pug brain.
Thanks, Lt. Brian Ahearn for running the wrong way.
Lafayette Lola

Anonymous said...

We are just guessing that your part in whatever this movie is has not come up...or they are just treating you like the superstar you are, waiting for your cameo. Whatever it is, can't wait!

pugtails.net said...

Can't wait to find out what it is! I hope it's another video. But that can't be it..... how could your human make a video without her superstar? That Frank really is ridiculously cute, but he's still not you.
Licks,
Sabrina

Anonymous said...

Hey Puglet,
Well whatever it is sounds like fun was had by all maybe except for the lady that got her shorts attacked.
Can't wait to hear 'The Rest of the Story'

Ellie, Emmitt and Eli from San Antonio

Ludy the house cat says "HI"

Anonymous said...

Sheesh, without thumbs we spelled Lucy's name wrong and now she is a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Beware angry cats...they spit at you ! Seriously

the 3E's

Barbara said...

Oh man, I can't wait to see the carnage!!

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

LOL Puglet...Dutch is perfect! That is funny, but you left out he is also handsome! Anyway, I can only imagine what the top secret stuff is...new video but you HAVE to be the star of that and seems you didn't mention you much at all. Dang...guess we just have to wait and waiting is not my best trait I've been told!

Bellatrix- I'm a pug! said...

Mom never told me she met with Dutch in super secret. She knows I like me some extra Dutch time. She told me about the "mauling of the labs", it just makes me glad I'm an extra cute pug that doesn't jump up and bite at ladies shorts!
She also said she got lots of kisses from you! For shame Pug, kissing up to my mom...I guess it's ok because it's you!!
I don't know what this secret is, mom won't tell me..says I like to gossip. I hope you are in it...whatever it is.

Ollie said...

Sounds like quite a production with a large cast and crew. I know the results are going to be well worth the wait but hurry up anyway!

Anonymous said...

You were talking a few days ago about Chaos...this sounds like utter chaos...but fun. Specially about your human freaking out about no watermelon seeds!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pug - we (the San Francisco cats) don't know anything about dog adventures and don't have a guess, but we're excited to find out what the secret is!

We also wanted to tell you that our human recently rescued a young Siamese cat who seems to have been abandoned. Our human says that the cat is incredibly sweet and loving and she says we should learn some manners from the cat. (We're ignoring her). She also said that the cat was just about to get smooshed by a muni when she grabbed him and took him to the vet and then brought him home. We're not at all happy about a new cat around, but we guess we can share temporarily since it's better than him being under a muni. Our human says that we shouldn't worry because she is sometimes overwhelmed by the three of us, so she's going to have to find the cat a new home and he won't stay in our territory forever. So Pug, if you know of anyone in San Francisco who would be interested in helping us reclaim our territory, would you let us know? Our human says that the cat will bring lots of smiles and comfort to some lucky person and she wishes it could be her, but she says it can't be her right now.

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,
we are so interested to know what this is all about. Suspense, again ..

Dutch the European is so cute and handsome. Do you think he would be interested in a long-
distance bromance or how do you call this over there? I like long-legged fellow dogs, mostly females but sometimes I do not really care. And Frank just looks adorable *sigh*.

So we are waiting ...Tomorrow a huge event is coming up, my pug friends are coming to Berlin about 15 or so of them. Nice looking gals, too .. my usual bromance partner Bruno as well. We will have 5 days of fun, no doubt.
Our humans have their plans, we have ours.

Please see some of my senior pug friends on my HP

http://mopscarlossantana.blogspot.com/

I have written an article about them today, some of them are living in rainbowland now. We are missing them.

Pug greetings from Berlin
Carlos Santana

MochiMachoMarshmallow said...

Wow that's two bath for Dutch in short time. What messy fun did he get into???

Anonymous said...

Hey Dallas Pugs,

Dang... that seriously is a Texas term.

Our mom is from Pennsylvania and she says 'Henna' a lot. PA slang we think.

3E's from San Antonio

Payton said...

These clues seem so random that I can't even begin to figure it out, but my mom wanted to let your human know that she too is annoyed that there are no watermelons with seeds to be found anywhere. Personally, I don't care, I'll eat some with or without the seeds! Can't wait to hear and see more about this secret stuff and like others, hope there is a video of cuteness coming our way.
Love,
Payton

PugSlope.com said...

I'll agree with some of the others and guess that a new video is in the works. However, I can't imagine one without you as the star, Puglet. I think you need to boycott doing anything cute for Nikon until you get the respect you deserve. Tell your mom that Frank may be able to Jimmy, etc. but he lacks the depth and innovation that a true artist like yourself possesses. And also tell your mom to cool it with all the baths - doesn't she understand we pugs like to be stinky every once in a while?! -Love, Sid.

Eddie the Pug said...

This is soooo suspenseful... Momma says it's like reading a mystery novel!
I can't wait to find out more details about the super top secret project....please let us know soon. It is like being at the movies... I may have to eat more cookies AND order a box of popcorn!
Drools and crunches plus slurps of my suuuuper-sized fizzy drink:)
Eddie the Pug

Misiober said...

... and watermelons with seeds your Human can find in Poland :) we have Them from Hungary and Georgia and they have tons of seeds:) my Pucia loves watermelons :) Gosia

danielle.marleau said...

I got it! Watermelon infomercial!
Oh yes!

:-)