Anyway. Once my human was in the Franken-coma, I sneaked into her office and hacked into HAL4. I tried to make Dutch promise to bark if my human woke up, but he wanted no part of Operation Frankenberry. I bet he would if the problem was 1000 DALMATIANS, but whatever.
So far, so good.
You better get comfortable, this might take awhile. Because things got harder once I was inside HAL4. I think HAL4 is like a computer version my human's brain and my human's brain is a very scary, messy place. The desktop thing was full of junk, but none of it had anything to do with 1000 Pugs. Or so I thought.
My human must have suspected I was up to something because she gave 1000 Pugs a code name: 1k Pugs. Yeah. How sneaky is that? Well, not sneaky enough because one click on the yellow folder thing and I was in.
I'm not 100% sure what half the stuff in the 1k Pugs folder, so I took screen shots so you could see it too. First thing I clicked on had 'postcard' in the file name so I guess that's what it is. Maybe I should be happy that I'm on the front of it, but right now I'm not really happy about anything 1k Pugs.
Oh yeah, that black pug in the tree? That's my friend Bellatrix. I'm not sure if being on the back of a postcard makes her a traitor, but I think knowing all about 1k Pugs and not spilling the beans might.
Anyway. Next click was on some sort of mini card thing (file name: minisquare_1kpugs). Looked like some more propaganda, but it didn't really tell me anything new. Like, who are these freaking 1000 pugs???
For some reason, the next click was really troubling (file name: Tmockup_1kpugs). It's just a stupid shirt, but I think it might be a sign of something much bigger. And badder. Like an entire 1000 Pugs empire or something awful like that.
I only got one more click in before Dutch barked. I wasn't sure if it was a hey-Pug-she's-waking-up! bark or a real bark, but I didn't want to take any chances. If I remember right, humans don't wake up from sugar comas happy.
I kinda thought this last click would spill all the beans because it looked like a website and that's what websites are supposed to do (file name: 1kpugs_dotcom). But my sneaky human totally made it so the beans could not be spilled. At least not by me.
Dutch's bark turned out to be a false alarm, but I'd seen enough and stopped snooping after the website click. My original plan was to delete anything 1000 Pugs, but I didn't want to do anything crazy until I have all the facts.
Right now, all I really know is one photographer (probably my human) is going to do something in one year (probably 2012) with 1000 Pugs. But here's the thing - my human calls me Pug. So maybe the 1000 pugs is me. I mean, the pugs in 1000 Pugs has a capital P and that means it's a name, right? If she's going to take 1000 pictures of me, I definitely don't want to stop her.
So confused! What does everyone think???
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Big fat happy Whelp to Klaus of the infamous Klaus and Natty in Chicago. Have an awesome day Klaus and make your sister give you all her extra cookies. Except maybe one. To be nice. because she's a girl.
JUJU PS: Meatball, I hope your belly is better and your tail is happy and curled.