Yesterday my human said she had a surprise for me. The bacon still hasn't grown back on my tree, so I asked if the surprise was eatable. Not really, she said.
ME: What do you mean not really?
HUMAN: I mean you *could* eat it, but you wouldn't want to.
ME: You mean like green beans?
HUMAN: Uhm, yeah. Just like green beans.
We went to the beach to show my friend Tiffy's mom the ocean. No surprise there. We went to the post office. I was hopeful. No surprise there. We went to the dog food store and I was VERY hopeful, but my human came out with a bag of our food and nothing else.
I was beginning to think miss supergimpy brain forgot all about my surprise... until we made one last stop and out came my buddy Frank and his dad. Total surprise.
Frank will be with us for a whole entire week. He doesn't taste as good as bacon, but he lasts longer and is more fun to play with.
My human says Frank is cuter than bacon too, so you should expect lots of cuteness. As if my cuteness wasn't enough.