Yesterday was one of the best days of my whole entire life. First my human took me on the most ridiculously awesome adventure ever (I'll tell you about that Monday.. and probably Tuesday too). Then when we came home, there was a box at our door. And not a mysterious amazon box either... a FRAGILE LIVE PLANT box.
With my name on it!
Uh huh. My friends Noodle and Mochi knew my human was never going to get me a tree, so they got one for me. And I guess Dutch too. It's pug-sized and perfect and my human loves that it smells without having to burn a candle.
I won't lie. I was kinda disappointed when we opened the box and my tree was naked, as in NO eatables. But my human explained that's how trees work: they come naked, then you decorate them with stuff.
Some people put lights and ornaments on their trees. Some people spray them with white something in a can that looks like snow. But this is a pug tree and pugs don't care about ornaments or fake snow. At least I don't.
Give me cookies! Give me bacon! It's Christmas. Give me something I can eat. My human must have been in a really good mood or something because she totally agreed with me. Five minutes later, our naked tree was decorated with bacon and biscuits.
Yup. We don't just finally have a tree. We have the cutest pug tree on earth... with bacon and biscuits on it.
It only took about 2 minutes for our tree to be naked again. First I ate all the bacon, then I went back for the biscuits. I'm really hoping the eatables will grow back, just like on a wild tree. Dutch says this will never happen, but isn't Christmas the time for miracles or something?
I mean, it could happen. Right?
Thank you Noodle + Mochi for my tree and for saving Christmas!!!