Sorry I'm so late today. Now that my human spends all weekend cheating on me with other pugs, we don't get to hike with the cows on Saturday. When you don't hike you get tubey and when you get tubey you don't get to eat cookies, so today I guilted my human into going hiking.
It's extrasuper important that my human thinks I'm skinny because last night I got an email from Bill (of the awesome Bill + Susan of Operation Daisy) about a ridiculous new eatable he thought I might enjoy.
Two words: Bacon Milkshake.
Uhm. Yeah, I think I might enjoy that! So what if I have no idea what a milkshake is, anything made with bacon is going to be good. Move over Baconator, here comes the Bacon Shake!
The only problem is my human. One, she's not a bacon-eater. Two, she doesn't want me to be a bacon-eater either. I did some recon and found out I can get a Bacon Shake at some place called Jack in the Box, but only for a limited time so we must act fast.
I you were me, how would you convince/trick/guilt your human into getting you a Bacon Shake??
Google says there's a whole world of bacon I knew nothing about. Seriously. Like there's this dude Neal who loves bacon so much he wants to marry it. Seems like kind of a freak, but he knows all about crazy bacon stuff. Hello Bacon of the Month club! And an online Baconery (bacon bakery) that makes bacon muffins and stuff for humans and special pig-shaped bacon cookies for dogs (!).
Bacon Milkshakes are just the beginning.