Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Ok, so bacon really isn't a vegetable. Can't blame a pug for dreaming though. Right??
First. A big fat bacon covered thanks to everyone here for being so awesome!!! My human was kinda bummed when the asteroid didn't save her from the big 4-0, but your awesomeness made her big day much better (more on this later).
Second. Have I ever told you how awesome you are? Because you're pretty awesome. Like, almost better than bacon awesome. Unless you're one of the angry people. They make me feel sad and sad is definitely a vegetable.
Third. Dutch really does have a crush on Justin Bieber. And the Timberlake one too.
Anyway. The thumbs has her hands full trying to get the other 999 pugs into their galleries. I guess HAL4's brains are so full of the edited pug pictures, it's taking for-freaking-ever to do anything. My human was up all night reviving HAL after the crashes and the Dallas pugs are still only half there.
gimpy brained human + gimpy brained computer = bad bad bad
No offense to the Other 999, but I can't wait to be the one and ONLY pug again. I've never seen my human not sleep so much and Dutch hogs the bed even more when she's not in it. I know she's working her Kim off trying to get this stuff done, but I really want done to be now.
I'm pretty sure the real Kim lady got rich and famous making a sex tape or something. I have no idea what a sex tape is, but it can't be any harder than this whole 1000 pugs thing. And we're not even rich. Or famous.
ME: next time you should just make a sex tape.
HUMAN: excuse me?
ME: a sex tape. Google says that's how that Kim lady got rich and famous.
HUMAN: well, at least I'd be lying down.
She didn't seem too impressed with this idea, so I have to give up the thumbs now. I'll be back when I can. My human says the sanity break is good for her so I hope it happens soon.