Tuesday, February 19, 2013


Ok, so bacon really isn't a vegetable. Can't blame a pug for dreaming though. Right??

First. A big fat bacon covered thanks to everyone here for being so awesome!!! My human was kinda bummed when the asteroid didn't save her from the big 4-0, but your awesomeness made her big day much better (more on this later).

Second. Have I ever told you how awesome you are? Because you're pretty awesome. Like, almost better than bacon awesome. Unless you're one of the angry people. They make me feel sad and sad is definitely a vegetable.

Third. Dutch really does have a crush on Justin Bieber. And the Timberlake one too. 

Anyway. The thumbs has her hands full trying to get the other 999 pugs into their galleries. I guess HAL4's brains are so full of the edited pug pictures, it's taking for-freaking-ever to do anything. My human was up all night reviving HAL after the crashes and the Dallas pugs are still only half there.


gimpy brained human + gimpy brained computer = bad bad bad

No offense to the Other 999, but I can't wait to be the one and ONLY pug again. I've never seen my human not sleep so much and Dutch hogs the bed even more when she's not in it. I know she's working her Kim off trying to get this stuff done, but I really want done to be now.

I'm pretty sure the real Kim lady got rich and famous making a sex tape or something. I have no idea what a sex tape is, but it can't be any harder than this whole 1000 pugs thing. And we're not even rich. Or famous.

ME: next time you should just make a sex tape. 
HUMAN: excuse me? 
ME: a sex tape. Google says that's how that Kim lady got rich and famous. 
HUMAN: well, at least I'd be lying down.

She didn't seem too impressed with this idea, so I have to give up the thumbs now. I'll be back when I can. My human says the sanity break is good for her so I hope it happens soon.


Anonymous said...

Thank you SO much for the Tuesday laugh!! :-D I turn 30 on Saturday & I was looking forward to the asteroid myself. In the meantime, Puglet, you have some bacon & I will have some chocolate. Glad your Mama had a happy birthday, no one deserves it more! Have we all mentioned how much we loooove you 3 lately? Happy Tuesday! Love, Megan F. & Lola Pug

Anonymous said...

You make me laugh as much as the pugs do....THANK YOU!!

Anonymous said...


Bailey and Buddy said...

Puglet, I am glad you have been able to keep your sense of humor throughout all of this craziness!!!

Suki said...

Hi Pug!

Please give your Human a big Birthday hug from me & my Mom.

The pictures of us Dallas Pugs are AWESOME & AWESOME! Did I saw AAAWESOME?! When I see my picture, my Arnie Lovey & Gracie's pictures will be worth the wait (no matter how long, we don't mind at all)!. Your Human takes Amazing pictures! She can always count on us for support always! Those bullies (we know who you are) can stick their cowardly "anonymous" words where the sun doesn't shine.

Hugs to you my sweet friend,
Suki & Mom.

Bruno and Diesel said...

Puglet, we can't wait 'til you're the only pug either! Even though we're excited about the book, we're looking forward to seeing you almost every day again & hearing about new adventures. Please give your human a hug from us & make sure she gets a little sleep.
Love always, Bruno & Diesel ♥♥♥

Hugo the Portland Pug said...

Oh Pug! This made me laugh so hard! And made mom laugh out loud in her cubicle at work. Not only is she the crazy pug lady, now she is the crazy pug lady that laughs alone in her cubicle! ;)

Anonymous said...

I wish bacon were a vegetable! My mom eats turkey bacon and my teenage girl eats soy bacon.. does that even count as bacon? I don't even beg for a piece of that stuff!

You're looking good, Pug! We can't wait til you're the one and only pug on the Daily, either (even though we're excited about the book)!
Lafayette Lola

ps- we got baby chickens over the weekend- they're super cute, but a little scary

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Pug. Sex tapes = not good. In spite of what Google may say.

Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Puglet, we're laughing at this - thanks for the smile.

Too exciting to see the first of the photos up on the site. They are, of course, gorgeous.

And tell your mama not to feel so bad about her Kim. I've got a growing one, too. Too much time with the Magic Toaster, for sure.

Lots of love,

Lola Pug's Mama

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Ah Puglet, we can't believe your mom is 40! She looks way younger. Our mom will be 40 in September! She has been told she doesn't look it either. Must be all the pug kisses!

Happy belated birthday, and we agree with Meredith and Scarlet, sex tapes are no good. So much more nasty drama involved.

And don't worry too much about Kim. Once all of this is over, you guys can go back to normal. Kim will go away on her own. Although that whole family seems to linger like a bad smell.

Eddie the Pug and his Mom said...

Hiya my pal Puglet!
Tell your Momma not to worry about Kim "sneaking up from behind"! Once she starts taking you on hikes again, Kim will disappear because the real Kimye is preggers and won't be able to keep up... HeeHee:)
Today's post was H I L A R I O U S! Yikes, that was difficult to spell...
Can you let me know, when you have time, if my sista Stella is the one mentioned or shown in the 1000 Pugs website slideshow? I think Miss Amanda has my Momma's email info. We aren't sure if she is the fawn "tilting a lot" pug or if there was another Stella, but not the Boo McMuffin in the shoot.
Let's grab each other's backfat sometime soon,
Eddie the Pug
Pee Ess
My Momma turned the Big 6-0 last September and her Kim is lookin' pretty good-so no woories for Miss Amanda:)

dw said...

Pug, I was so hoping you had found some awesome research that bacon was really a vegetable! Oh we'll, hopefully your human won't crash like Hal and just get some normal sleep...eventually!

Awww said...

AWWW, Pug, you're AWESOME!

Buford T. Justice said...

Dude!!!!! Don't let Amanda make a sex tape......it's not worth the fame, really...lol

We are super glad to see you back at the blog and hope you get to have some cool adventures soon.

Buford T. Justice, Bambi, Miss Lacy and Tre, the Boston

Unknown said...

I have to say your human is amazing! The sheer crazy that is 1,000 pugs is monumental! Dexter is one of them and we would rather wait than have her lose sleep!! Piglet make sure to give her a hug for us because I am sure she needs it and we can't give it to her from here in Seattle. Really am grateful for the awesomeness that is you,her, and your brother.

Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

We wish bacon was a vegetable too (we think our mom does too)... Our mom turned 40 in December - she says it's not how old you are, but how old you act ;)

We looked through the Dallas gallery last night - some awesome pics in there!! Ellie can't wait to see her pics -- mom is just hoping that there are a couple with Ellie's mouth closed since she was being so sassy and barking tons during her photo-shoot...

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus & Ellie (#439)

Mercy said...

Oh Pug, you are hysterical!. I laughed so hard my tongue is all drippy and slobbery. You look suppermodel cute in the pic, as always. AFTER the project is all done and thumbs has had at least a week (or more) to do absolutely nothing, we can't wait to hear about:

1. The 3-way; Dutch, Justin & Justin
2. Anything about you & Frank & Miley
3. Do you still keep in tough w/Jenny? Anything going on in your love life?
4. Spring is around the corner. Any camping trips planned? (Poor Dutch!)

Kisses, Kisses,

Sammy and Neko said...

We all saw your human moves like a ninja while she tried to capture pug cuteness... I bet if she makes sex tape.....hmmmm don't want to think about it. She should stick with taking photos. not photographed in ninja way.

Love you guys

Cubby and Oscar...from Gainesville, FL... said...

goodness me some risque comments here making me glad I drank my coffee already so as not to spew out my nose

Dutch in a Justin sandwich sounds like a better direction than your human making a sex tape....

Dallas pics are nothing short of phenomenal. I see personality and smiles, and essence of pug - I bet their humans have misty eyes looking at them.

How will your human figure out what to use for the book?? wowsa!!

Hope there is bacon in the week for you boys and some magical rest for your momma....

the humans who belong to Cubby & Oscar, #310 & #311

PS problem w/40....cannot read the prove you're not a robot letters. big sad!

Anonymous said...

OMG, Puglet, soooo funny, my human laughed over and over. Especially about the lying down part.

We'll also be happy when you get your human back and it's back to Puglet #1 !
We are glad to have you and your human back, even though we have never minded when the Daily wan't daily, and we've always loved you !

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Puglet! Sex tape? AND you confirmed Dutch has a crush on both Justins...man what an update! Well, all I have to say is I saw my photo in the gallery and I think I am something else! Oh wait, or is it my human thinks I am something else? Whatever, there are some really cute pugs in the Dallas gallery to look at! Check me out... #148!

BaileysMum said...

Oh Puglet! I wish bacon was a vegetable too. My Mom only eats vegetables, so I get stuck snacking on broccoli and carrots. My Grandma tries to give me what she calls "green cookies" but luckily, my mom doesn't like them either so I'm safe. I think my Mom calls them Sugar Snap Peas, but I have yet to find anything sweet about them. Maybe, I should ask Google.

Your biggest fan,

P.s. My Mom drive over to San Francisco last weekend & when she came back she said that every fawn pug she ran into made her think of you. She's a photographer too. I told her she should have been thinking about me- she said she had room to think about the both of us in her pretty little head. Loves!

Sigh said...

So only the 1000K can view the pug Gallery??


Buddy said...


bmccloy said...

Oh Pug... you must tell your human that before we met her we couldn't quite figure out her age based on things she said, but when we saw her in person we were sure she was not a day over 25. Literally!!! If she really did just turn the big 4-0, you tell her she ain't got nothing to worry about - she's gonna look 30 when she's 90. (Our human is jealous!!)

Anonymous said...

Pug - you better check your humom's birth certificate, NO WAY is she the big 4-0! Tell her she looks wonderful :) (and that's inside & out).

My husband asked me why I marked 3-11 Pug Gallery Open on our calendar and NOT the date my human child is leaving for Austria. Well, I have no answer other then I just can't wait to see the wonderful pictures of my furry babies!! HAHA

Ann, Fro, Molly & Cleo

Paula from DE said...

Pug you are so funny! Your human is like a "superhuman". She does so much! Thanks for the updates, you really make me laugh!

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Dear Sigh, you can view the pictures, too. Go to www.pugtour.com and select the city (Dallas). Read the text for the password and the link to the Frolic page.
The pictures are AWESOME! So excited to see them all!

Oscar the Pug and Margie said...

Just looked at the Dallas pugs... they are all great pictures and so cute! Can't wait until So Cal pugs are posted.


Puglet...I have gone 2 weeks without bacon because my human keeps "forgetting" it at the grocery store. I did see bacon today when she was unpacking groceries so I will be waking her up bright and early tomorrow morning.

Oscar the Pug #707

Anonymous said...

Haha best post ever 😁😍

Miley said...

Judy Kelly,

Puglet has no acess to thumbs currently so as usual he is asking me to do stuff for him.

Charlie is in! Could you send me your email address?



Anonymous said...

Sex Tape??
Don't be rediculous...
Nobody uses tape anymore!