Thursday, February 21, 2013
Ok. So maybe making a sex tape wasn't the best idea I've ever had. But I'm glad it made some of the humans out there laugh.
The good news is my human's brain needs to warm up a little before fighting with HAL4 about pugs so she said I could use the thumbs for a few minutes. The bad news is we never do anything fun anymore so I don't have anything new or exciting to say.
Frank's here, so I guess that's new. The Dallas people are excited about their pictures, so I guess that's exciting.
I guess there will be a public gallery for everyone to get excited about after the Other 999 all get their pictures, but you're not public. You're sheep. My sheep. At least that's what one of the angry people said so I'm going with it. She also said my human is going to rot in you-know-where, but I'm thinking she's probably wrong on that one.
Anyway. Sheep or no sheep, I don't think anyone in Dallas will mind you looking at their cuteness. The gallery has a secret password to keep the non-sheep/public out, and I don't want to get in trouble for giving out secrets so you have to guess what it is.
Dutch looks like a ( _____ ) but is totally afraid of them.
( _____ ) usually don't love Dutch's favorite color. Or Justin Bieber.
Smush the ( ____ ) together and you get the secret password. It's all one word, has only little letters and ends in 's'.
You can find the gallery HERE.
You'll know you're in the right place if it looks like this:
In case you're one of the angry still waiting for your stuff, it's still coming. HAL4 isn't so fast anymore and my human can't sleep any less than she already does. Or doesn't. Or whatever.
Awhile ago some food doctor told my human she should wear one those bugg thingys on her arm to keep an eye on 'Kim'. It doesn't do squat to control Kim, but it's really good at watching her sleep. Here's what the last week look like for my human:
In case you're one of the awesome and worried my human isn't sleeping enough, you're right. But she's trying. If you count falling asleep on the couch after dinner, last night = a whole 8 hours:
Might not sound like much to a pug, but she says 8 hrs is a lot of sleep for a human. If it wasn't for Frank's snoring, it would have been even more.
Ok. Brain is warmed up now. Time to give back the thumbs.