|GROSSER THAN GROSS!|
So be it.
While Pug is off pouting, I would like to tell you some truths about our hike with the cows last week. And by truths I mean all the truths - not just the ones that make me look bad. Pug already told you those.
Truth #1: cows are big
Truth #2: mom cows are big and mean
Truth #3: mom cows are big and mean and extremely scary
I don't care what Pug says, all these things are a million percent true. Anyone with half a brain cell would be afraid of cows. My human doesn't understand this because her brain is gimpy. I don't know what Pug's excuse is.
Truth #4: Pug eats gross stuff
Truth #5: Pug rolls in gross stuff
Truth #6: Pug is grosser than gross
Pug wasn't on a leash in that video to protect the scary baby cow. He was on a leash because he got in trouble for eating poo and rolling in nasty stuff. I don't know what the stuff he rolled in was, but you can see it all over him in today's picture. Gross.
Truth #7: I have spots but am nothing like a cheetah
Take those truths, Pug!
Love + Pink 4ever,