|feeling not so cute|
ME: will there be puppies?
HUMAN: Miley's mom will be there!
ME: didn't Miley have puppies? Is this some kind of a trap?
Human silence is never a good sign. And what you don't know because I wasn't here to tell you about it back in November is spotted Miley had little Mileys. A whole pile of them. Yeah. And any human will tell you the only thing cuter than a puppy is a whole *bunch* of puppies. Not fun.
Until I saw Yukon had a puppy sized crate in it. Awesome.
Well, lucky for everyone, Miley's mom only kept one of the puppies. His name is Jardin and, well, he's a ridiculously cute puppy. What else can I say? Except my human made me and Dutch share our toy with him.
And then he stole it.
When we were done playing and every human in San Francisco had oohed and awwwed over Jardin and his ridiculous puppy cuteness, I had to sit next to him for today's picture. My human called it "puppy therapy" but I call it cruelty to Pug.
Seriously? I'd rather supermodel a pair of hot pink heels than have to pose next to a puppy.
Don't get me wrong, Jardin's ok. And I'm sure we'll be supergood friends when he's a little older and not oozing cuteness. But right now he just makes me feel... not so cute. And who wants that?