Wednesday, April 16, 2014

NOT MY IDEA


You might have noticed someone new in the back of Mazda yesterday. I know I definitely did. Well, in case you didn't recognize him, that's our neighbor Ernie. He's hanging out with us this week while our friend Lulu's mom - Ernie's dog walker - is on vacation.

Yeah, I know. Kinda confusing.

But all you really need to know is this: even though Ernie is freaking huge, he's still a puppy (ugh) ridiculously cute (ugh) and that makes *me* completely invisible to all humans (ugh). 

Yeah. Ugh, ugh and ugh.

To make things even worse, Ernie is reeeally nice. So I can't be mean to him - even though I kinda want to take his face off for being so cute. Do not tell ANYONE I said this, but I'm starting to understand why humans go nuts over puppies. They're kinda hard not to like. 

NOT my idea
Since hating Ernie is practically impossible, I'm trying to pretend he doesn't exist. At least until he gets a little bigger/less cute. This kinda drives him a little crazy, which is kind of a bonus. 


Besides, a spazzy puppy makes me look very well behaved. And humans totally dig that kind of thing. Right? OK, maybe not as much as they dig Ernie, but at least I get a little noticed. 

Sigh.

10 comments:

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Pug...again, you are so funny! Glad you are seeing that he is cute, but no one is cuter than you. I mean come on, you do have your special ways 'bout ya! Everyone loves a puppy but can he Jimmy? Hmmmmm, I bet not!

Carlos Santana said...

Hi cousin Puglet,

Your wise words could be mine - I simply hate "cute" puppies. The horrible thing is, they all love me and so I have to suffer and bear it like a pug man. My human goes crazy over puppies and so I am pretending I go crazy, too. It's hard to pretend when you really just want to get rid of those horrible little things.

The good thing is - they are growing faster than anything I know and suddenly they are real dogs!

You just gotta have patience - have some bacon and relax! Here the puppy season is almost over.

Happy Easter eggs and regards,
Your friend Carlos Santana
from Berlin

Anonymous said...

Awww, Ernie wants to be your bestie!

Ollie said...

Puglet,
Stop resisting, its futile...give in to the Puppy Ernie Love and enjoy a new warm friend to spoon with.

We're puppy fans over here: I love puppy smells and playing with them. My human loves scratching soft puppy belly. She's never met a puppy she didn't want to run away with.

Anonymous said...

He likes you, because who you are.
You are still our # 1.

XOXO

Sammy and Neko

Butch and Sundance said...

oh Puglet...our human absolutely adores you, and we adore you cause you make her laugh all the time! Even snort when she laughs at you. You DESERVE Bacon!!!!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Puppies are fun, but you're still the cutest one in the pictures Pug. We love you.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Laura A said...

Puglet, don't worry. Pugs ALWAYS attract attention because they are so special. More special than puppies. Ernie will only be cute for a little bit more, and then he won't be a pug!

Noodles said...

Puglet,
I like you more than a puppy. Love Noodles

Charlie the Pugster said...

Ohhhh, so that's who was between you and Dutch in the car! Wow, he is one big puppy! He is cute but you are the cutest---gulp, I mean the most handsome of course!