So here's what happened. My human was on the floor stretching her back or fixing her back or whatever she does when she lays on the floor. It happens all the time, no big deal.
Except this time, it kinda was.
Because one minute I was chewing on a hoof, next thing you know I'm humping my human's elbow. Yeah.
HUMAN: PUG! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.
ME: (i don't know but i can't make it stop!)
HUMAN: PUGGG!
ME: (oh no oh no oh no she's going to kill me!)
Instead of killing me, she just kinda flung me off her arm and gave me a really weird, very unhappy look. If she was a yelling kind of human, she might have yelled at me to death. But no. She just said nothing and stared at me. Looking VERY not happy.
It's been a few days since the accidental humping and my human still has marks on her arm where my dewclaws, uh, grabbed on. She still hasn't yelled or said anything to me, but I'm not sure if it's because she doesn't remember what happened, or if she's just finished being unhappy about it.
Either way, I'm not asking any questions.
So. Uh. Have you ever accidentally humped something you're not supposed to hump?
Confused.
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OMG Pug that is the best look you have ever had.
Accidental Humping.....LMAO
We can't stop laughing! And we don't hump since we are girls. This is just so funny Pug! You are too much! And that face today is great!!
Pug, I humped (accidently) a canoe paddle while on vacation. No, it wasn't in the water at the time. I got weird looks to.
Vinny
We plead the 5th.
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Meredith & Scarlet
It was an accident!
I, myself, never hump anyone. But Chelu (a GIRL and a POODLE) humps me all the time, mom sez it is Dominance, which sounds like a dance or something. I just keep walking. Then she does an air hump, which is a dance. Kinda.
Your Pal Guy Noir
Zeke humped his grandma and aunt this past week! yikes!
Apparently, you are going through puberty. Explain to your mom that you are not in control of your hormones and that her elbow looked just like a girl you saw in the park.
She'll buy it, trust me.
Don't worry Pug... My friens's puddle...(he leaks when he has to go pee pee so I call him a puddle not a poodle) humps a large stuffed duck in the living room and no one leaves their shoe around with out feet in them cause he humps shoes too. See, it could be worse!
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