I haven't seen my human in FOUR whole days. And even though she didn't exactly leave me and Dutch home alone, she still left us. The labs and The Man and the House of Meat was superfun in the beginning, but now we just want our human back. Well, Dutch says he wants to stay at the House of Meat - but I don't think he means it.
I'm can't wait until my human to comes home tomorrow. And even though I *know* she's going to put me on a scale - and when she sees my "after" weight, tell me I won't be getting treats for the next 2 years - I can't wait for her to be back.
PS: I'm really glad you all have stayed with me while she's been gone.