Plan A is now officially covered. I can't wait to be in your living room!
Just in case we need a Plan B, I did some recon yesterday. If the TV people don't come looking for me, I might need a way to sneak up on them. Turns out there really aren't many places to hide on the sidewalk. I found a plant but it wasn't big enough to hide me.
But I did find a lot of these sign things. They make really good hiding places, but my human said the TV people will probably take them away when Brittney comes. Maybe they're afraid people will be too busy eating Turkey Burgers (with fries!?!?) to watch Brittney dance? I don't even know what a frie is, but I know I'd be inside eating it.
Dutch actually came up with a pretty good Plan C. He said there's this guy here in SF called the Bush Man who hides behind a fake, uh, bush (?) in the middle of the sidewalk and then jumps out at people to scare them. Since there are no bushes on the sidewalk, I should just make my own. Like the Bush Man (minus the scaring people part).
Ok, I thought Dutch was just being weird, but Google says it's totally true:
The Bush Man usually sets up camp on the sidewalk of Fisherman’s Warf, a classic San Francisco tourist spot, where he spends his days frightening unassuming tourists from behind a homemade “bush” that consists of leafy tree branches. Although his costume is makeshift and pretty minimal, he has a huge impact. Clueless passersby often jump and scream (and then give the Bush Man a few dollars) with surprise. (read more)
Photo courtesy of Travis Jensen SF (cc)
So we now have Plan A, B and maybe C (if I can convince my human to make me a bush costume). Do you think we need any more plans?? Because if we do, remember that notice thingy the TV people stuck to our door to tell us about filming? Well, there's a local phone number on it for someone called a location manager. Maybe they can help me get in your living room? ?