Woo hoo! We got a bunch of No-Recipes yesterday, so it looks like our cookie book won't have to be a -let. Keep 'em coming! And remember: I like to eat poo. Most dogs I know like to eat poo. So your No-Recipe doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to taste as good as poo.
I've hit a major obstacle with my No-Recipe, and it's called my human. Since she isn't good at meat, and The Man lives at the House of Meat, I figured he could pick out a reeeallllly Special (meaty) Ingredient for me.
I knew The Man wouldn't bring me something lame like carrots, but you have no idea how excited I got when he brought over a package of what he called "the Mother of all Meats".
And that's when the trouble started. It went a little like this:
MY HUMAN: SPAM? No freaking way.
ME: Uhm, yes way!
THE MAN: But it's the Lite kind. 50% less fat. 33% fewer calories.
ME: Yes! Low fat! Low calorie! SPAM is good!
MY HUMAN: But it's still SPAM.
ME: But it's low fat SPAM!
THE MAN: Pug eats feces and you're worried about SPAM??
MY HUMAN: Yes.
And that's how they left it. The Man says SPAM isn't any worse than a hotdog, but my human just keeps saying No freaking way. I don't even know what SPAM is, but now I totally want some. Especially if my human thinks it's grosser than poo.
Anyone here ever eaten SPAM, Mother of all Meats, and lived to tell about it?? Please speak now so my human will let me put it in my cookies!