You might remember when I fell in love with Jenny the pug and needed help. Ollie the wise Canadian beagle has a girlfriend and said I should write Jenny a poem, so I wrote her poems. She seemed to like my poem, so I wrote her a special Valentine's Day haiku (and sent her a bully penis). I'm not sure if it was my poetry or just because Jenny lives in another state, but things didn't work out.
Anyway, I haven't felt love since then.
Until last month. When I went to the place where the homeless dogs live. I wasn't 100% happy about my human using Nikon on other dogs, so I kept a close eye on things from the car. That's when I saw her.
She was completely cute and totally worked it for Nikon. I didn't know her name, so in my head I called her Heidi. Y'know, like the supermodel lady. Usually I wouldn't be happy about my human using Nikon to help another dog look cute. But with Heidi, it didn't bother me at all.
That's when I knew she might be the one.
So I told my human how Heidi made me feel. And she told me her name isn't Heidi, it's Twizzle. Uhm, OK. Twizzle. She also thought Twizzle was pretty cool and said she'd ask Peninsula Humane Society to set us up. Like on a date.
And they said yes!!
We're meeting tomorrow. And now I'm supernervous because I think I really want Twizzle to like me back. Any advice??
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IT'S ANOTHER SPECIAL DAY!Happy Born Day to Zoey (of Phoebe + Zoey) here in the Bay Area. I'll be eating a cookie with my breakfast to celebrate your day :)