So, the good news is Frank is back. And that's SUPERGOOD news because we all know he's way more fun than Dutch. The bad news is he's here because my human is working on more Top Secret Stuff today and apparently Frank is practically the star of it.
You heard me. Frank is practically the star.
I tried to get some info out of him last night when we were face wrestling, but he pulled a Dutch and claimed to know nothing. Well, practically nothing. He did say they got to eat watermelon last time. But that's all he remembers.
Frank did help me do some recon by distracting my human so I could snoop around HAL4. There's a LOT of stuff in HAL4's brain and I still haven't found where all the clues live. I definitely didn't find any TSS pictures of me, but I did find one of Dutch eating watermelon and looking very VERY happy about it.
According to my human's calendar, today might be the last day of making the TSS. Which means this could me my last day to kill Frank and Dutch off and become the star. OK, maybe not really kill them off - but you know what I mean.
** if anyone has any ideas, PLEASE let me know**
If/when I find out more, you'll know what I know. Until then, I have a semi-favor to ask. I heard my human talking to a pug rescue person about dog names (it was after she named everyone at the beach party by harness color) and I guess it's not easy to come up with cool names for all the needy pugs who come into rescue. My human clearly isn't the best dog-namer on the planet but everyone here is pretty genius, so I figured you could help come up with a list.
Pug rescue has saved a lot of pugs over the years, so try to make your names special. Y'know, so we don't end up with lots of pugs named, uh, Pug.