Hello everyone. Pug is very busy obsessing over 1000 pugs or 999 pugs or some other scary number of pugs at the moment. I believe he's working on a plot to drug our human so he can hack into the computer and do other bad things he'll get in serious trouble for doing.
Since Pug is so... occupied, I suggested this might be a good day for me to finally tell you about the top 3 #1 favorite things I was given for my Big 8 birthday. It's only been over a month since I turned 8.
So here I am.
#1 favorite thing #1: Buzz. Ollie in Canada sent me Buzz. I believe he described him as Henrietta's bad-ass boyfriend. Ollie was right, Buzz is quite bad ass. Of course this means Pug wants to steal him and eat him, but Buzz is much tougher than Henrietta and I am faster than Pug. That's all I need to say.
#1 favorite thing #2: manly collar. My new collar came from Pug. We all know how much he hates my love of pink, so he used my Big 8 as en excuse to buy me something blue. Pug wears skull and crossbones 24/7, so we clearly have very different tastes. But I love my new collar. It is trendy, but also classic, and has just the right amount of pink.
My #3 #1 favorite thing is a Himalayan Yak chew that Ollie also sent. I've not always been a fan of the yak, but the Canadian variety is extremely delicious. My human took a picture of me with the chews, but I'd rather share this picture instead.
Yes, that is a PINK bunny Pug is using for a chew pillow. My PINK bunny that came all the way from Canada to be MINE. I know he will deny it, but this was not an isolated incident. Pug spends a lot of time with my PINK bunny. Even though it is PINK.