FURREAKY!

Ok. Before I say anything about anything I just have to say how awesome it was to hear from everyone yesterday. And when I say awesome, I mean like bacon awesome.

Seriously.

I asked my human if she could print out all your comments and hang them on the wall above my dog bed so I can read them over and over again. She said she'd think about it; Dutch said my head would get huge, explode and make a terrible mess from all the supernice things you said about me. I think if he knew about all the secret crushes I'm not supposed to tell him about he'd be waaay into having Daily Puglet wallpaper.

OK. Now I have to tell you about something really crazy that happened last weekend. I don't 100% understand the whole thing, so if what I'm about to tell you makes no sense - don't feel bad. It made no sense to me either. Even after I read a sign with all the rules on it.

Because last Sunday there was a petting zoo outside our house. I mean, like right outside the front door where cars usually go. And instead of goats and sheep and stuff Google says usually lives in petting zoos, there were great big freaky animals. Like this human-sized raccoon:

There was also a ginormous fox, a superfreaky chicken and a gorilla. Yeah. Right in front of our house.

Now. You have to understand that right-in-front-of-our-house is my territory. I don't even like when strange dogs are in front of my house and here was an entire zoo of giant furry freaky creatures. I was totally NOT happy. And just between you and me, completely furrreaked out.

I barked my head off but the giant furry things didn't even blink. They were not afraid of me at all. My barking did get the attention of the zoo's human, a supernice dude named Riley. He told me not to worry and promised the giant furreaky animals are all really friendly.

Riley also explained that his zoo was there to raise money for PAWS, a group that helps people and animals stay together if the humans gets too sick or old. He didn't explain why they were doing it in front on my house, but my human says PAWS is awesome so I was cool with it.

I even posed with Riley for a ton of people taking pictures. I've never seen so many iPhones! Rumor has it there's also a video of me too - a "very hysterical video" - but my human hasn't found it yet. I'll keep you posted on that. Unless it's too embarrassing, then I'll just pretend it never happened.

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SPECIALNESS!
Happy Gotcha Day to my man Massimo here in the Bay Area! Massimo is a huge fan of eating socks, but my human says we'll be eating cookies to celebrate his big day. Let's all eat cookies for Massimo :)