Ok, so I don't really want to talk about yesterday. Not about not being here. Not about the pink incident. And really not about my human and those other pugs. Except to show you these pictures, which will maybe make you feel bad for me just in case I have any more "moments" and need forgiveness.
I mean, how can I compete with that kind of cuteness and supermodel caliber focus?? Or this Yeah.
Anyway. In case you're not on facebook, I need to tell you about the Shoot Your Own Pug contest that's happening over in the land of 1000 Pugs. You can read the blog post here to get all the details. And you totally want all the details because the winner gets $50 gift thingy to wag.com and losers still get to eat food (the contest theme is pugs + food).
Dutch will be announcing his version of Shoot Your Own here tomorrow, so don't feel bad if you're a kitty or a beagle or a puggle. You'll get to eat food for the camera too :)
Oh! I almost forgot about the turkey testicles. So, my human has been kinda sleepless/stressed/crazy-busy recently and whenever this happens, she kinda gets a little grumpy. Well, maybe not grumpy, but she's definitely not as fun. Apparently if I had thumbs I'd understand.
Whatever. Anyway, this morning my human (and her grumpy thumbs) was on the phone with my friend Tiffy's mom and got crazy-excited about something on the computer. She was so excited and laughing so hard, she snorted like a pug and spewed water out her nose. Between the snorting and the water-spewing, my human just kept saying Turkey Testicle Festival?!? Turkey Testicle Festival?!?
I guess there's this thing called the Turkey Testicle Festival and Tiffy's dad goes to it every year. I don't know why this made my human spew water out her nose, but I've only seen that happen once so Turkey Testicle Festivals must be really.... something.
If your human is sleepless/stressed/crazy-busy/grumpy human, maybe you could let them know about the turkey testicles.