11 days, still no pug tree. But the UPS man did bring us a giant box yesterday, and my friend Tiffy did get a tree-in-a-box recently. So I'm kinda wondering if there might be a tree in the box we got.
If you're wondering why I'm still wondering what's inside the box, it's because my human hasn't opened it yet. She says it might be a Christmas present and refuses to open it until she knows for sure. Something about not wanting to ruin any surprises.
ME: But what if it's my tree?
HUMAN: Trees don't come in boxes from Amazon.
ME: Yes they do!
HUMAN: You just want me to open the box.
ME: No I don't. I mean, I do. But only because my tree might be in it.
HUMAN: It doesn't smell like a tree.
ME: Trees in boxes don't smell! You have to burn a special candle to get the smell.
This went on for awhile. I got no where. My human says until she's 100% sure the box doesn't have some sort of surprise inside, she's not going to open it. I think Christmas will be ruined because my pug tree is trapped inside the big Amazon box my human refuses to open.
What do you think? Does it look like there's a tree in there or what?