Wednesday, July 11, 2012
So we were at the park this morning and some dude showed my human a "really funny picture of this pug that's all over the internet". But instead of laughing, my human said Heyyyy, that's Puglet!
She showed me the dude's phone, and there I was. Grilling hotdogs at Tiffy's old house on the middle coast. I guess somebody out there on the internet borrowed my picture and made me some sort of posterpug for licked hotdogs. Or not licked. Or something.
Here's the thing. I did not lick any of those hotdogs. Not one. They were for the stupid (sorry) Other 999 in Milwaukee and I was not allowed to touch them. Pose with them, yes. Touch them, no. Lick them?? Yeah right.
So how come the message says ALL the hotdogs are licked??
That's like false advertising. There was definitely no licking. And even though I'm not the one who put that message on my picture, my freaking face is still right there - lying to everyone. I mean, what if it really is all over the internet like the park dude said? The whole entire internet is going to think I'm a liar!
I want to set the record straight:
Yes, that is me grilling up some hotdogs.
Yes, it does say ALL the hotdogs are licked.
No, I definitely did not get to lick any of those hotdogs in the picture.
Or any other hotdogs. Ever.