Wednesday, July 11, 2012

DEFINITELY NOT LICKED


So we were at the park this morning and some dude showed my human a "really funny picture of this pug that's all over the internet". But instead of laughing, my human said Heyyyy, that's Puglet!

She showed me the dude's phone, and there I was. Grilling hotdogs at Tiffy's old house on the middle coast. I guess somebody out there on the internet borrowed my picture and made me some sort of posterpug for licked hotdogs. Or not licked. Or something.


Here's the thing. I did not lick any of those hotdogs. Not one. They were for the stupid (sorry) Other 999 in Milwaukee and I was not allowed to touch them. Pose with them, yes. Touch them, no. Lick them?? Yeah right.

So how come the message says ALL the hotdogs are licked??

That's like false advertising. There was definitely no licking. And even though I'm not the one who put that message on my picture, my freaking face is still right there - lying to everyone. I mean, what if it really is all over the internet like the park dude said? The whole entire internet is going to think I'm a liar!

I want to set the record straight:

Yes, that is me grilling up some hotdogs.
Yes, it does say ALL the hotdogs are licked.
No, I definitely did not get to lick any of those hotdogs in the picture.

Or any other hotdogs. Ever.


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh puglet -
we beliee you, we believe you!

lots of love from Pugsley & Dawnelle

Noodle said...

Perhaps someone else did the licking?! You know, while you weren't looking.

THE PUGLET said...

Thank you Pugsley & Dawnelle ;)

THE PUGLET said...

Heya Noodle!

Wait... what? Like who?

TIFFFY!?!?!!

Bailey and Buddy said...

We saw that picture making its way around facebook and we instantly knew that was you! You are famous!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Our Mom's human son sent her this last week in an email from his phone (mom is not a cell phone person). She knew exactly who it was. She was like "OH my PUG! Someone stole Puglets picture off his blog!!" It did make her laugh though. ( But we know you did not lick the hot dogs, but we wouldn't have blamed you if you had!).
pughugs,
Bailey, Hazel and Greta

Anonymous said...

I have seen and had that picture sent to me twice and I knew who it was and that no hot dogs were licked puglet

Anonymous said...

Puglet, I even saw it on my dressage forum, I think I told you about it. I told everyone who you were and where to find you. You're definitely famous!

You can come lick our hotdogs anytime!

love,
pugsie and puppy (the honorary pug)

Fritter from the Lo-Flo said...

That was our reaction when we saw it on FB. You are such the Celebrity!

dw said...

Thought that pic was THE Puglet! I don't believe someone just snatched it and used to to lie! I believe you that you didn't like the hot dogs.....you'd be much happier if you did and that would come through on your bloggy. You can't hide disappointment!

Paula from DE said...

I've seen it but knew you didn't lick them! It's still funny though, like a tabloid, that's a sure sign of super stardom!!

Anonymous said...

Just like Justin Beiber, who was only speeding down the LA freeway to "escape from the Paparazzi," Puglet "did not lick the hotdogs."
XOXO,
Meatball

Jen Heintz said...

Hey Puglet! I had a friend put that picture on my Facebook wall. I totally knew it was you and told her all about you and 1000 Pugs and how we met you in Atlanta! She was impressed!
We totally knew you wouldn't have licked 'em...bacon, maybe :)
Your Pals,
Alice, George and Pete
Jen too

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Meredith LeBlanc said...

Our friend posted it on our FB wall too & we recognized you right away too. Personally, we think you should be able to lick ALL of the hotdogs just so its true.

XOxoXo
Meredith & Scarlet

Poozles said...

Hey Puglet,

You (and some of Dutch) are also famous on a tumblr called Ilovepugs!

Buford T. Justice said...

DUDE!!!!!!! My human saw this on Facebook and KNEW it was you.....She also knew that you DIDN'T lick any of those hotdogs.....She meant to tell yo but her brain is gimpy sometimes too.

At least you got to SMELL the hotdogs.....

Buford T. Justice

Southern Fried Pugs said...

We knew it was you! You totally should have licked them. Hot dogs are delicious! If you came to our house, our mom would make you a hot dog of your very own that you could lick then eat.

Anonymous said...

Puglet, your fame continues to Spread!

Oakley and Swisher said...

You were robbed Pug! Man we feel ya. If they're gonna put that, at least let you in on it!

Lots of licks, well maybe not...
Oakley and Swisher

moPSY+MISIOber said...

Our mom sent this picture to your Human like 2 weeks ago :) you are in entire facebook !!! :) there is even polish version of you !!!! Hugs PT

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,
We got this picturefrom our friends from all over the place.

Dude your F-A-M-O-U-S! With or withour licked hotdogs.

Ellie, Emmitt & Eli
Pugs allowed to eat dogs when we are at agility competition.

Sammy and Neko said...

Yes, we all saw this on FB, hee hee. I bet Mr. Tiffy licked them all as he was the quality coach of the dogs... right?? Next time, we see you... we will bring SPAM and a dozen hotdogs for you to eat, not just lick....

Sammy

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

We bet it was FRANK!! Frank licked them when you weren't looking!! That crazy Frank!

Roxi, Riley & Lea

Anne said...

Lol! I've been seeing these all over the interwebs!

the prl said...

Even across the massive internet universe, it's easy to spot you with those dreamy eyes and awesome modeling skills.

Ruben and Spike said...

Sad News...Rosie the Riviter Pug has crossed the rainbow bridge...everyone please send pug juju to her mom!

Kitty+Coco said...

You know Puglet, I saw that pic floating around the internets and said, Mom, that sure does look like Pug! Guess I was right. Funny. But not funny at all that you didn't even fur real get a bite of hot dog. You should have used your homeless guy cheeseburger stealing skills and gotten one!

Kitty+Coco

Noodles said...

Puglet, you are an UPSTANDING member of the Blogville community and I, for one, certainly do not APPRECIATE someone smearing your good NAME. . . uh...... FACE!!!! . . . all over the INTERNETS without your permissions. Really! Besides - as a SMART PUG, wouldn't you WAIT until the HOT dogs had cooled off before licking. Otherwise what would be the point?
Love your loyal PUG PAL Noodles

Georgie said...

You should have licked them... they look yummy!

Sherry Vadheim said...

Puglet,
We know you didn't lick them.
love,
Pearl, Mac, and Trixie

stellaroselong said...

Oh puglet i am so glad you didn't lick the hotdogs cos at our house if or when we would ever ever consider that Mom would be very offended along with her party guests. Course I do sneak a lick out of a glass of tea every once in awhile.......

Holdin27 said...

LOL, sorry Puglet, you are blowing up and have your own Meme!

Rural Defender said...

http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/07/12/funny-dog-pictures-its-a-dog-eat-dog-world/

apparently a picture of Puglet ended up at the cheezburger site - it's likely that more pictures of Puglet are likely to circulate - that site does have a mechanism to 'pull' all the photos if you so desire.