Tuesday, July 31, 2012

FORGOTTEN


So, I haven't left the house or backyard since Thursday. And my human spent all weekend petting and feeding and Nikon-ing pugs-who-aren't-me. Oh. And there's a little bag of bacon taped to the wall and I'm too short to reach it. Even if I stand on a chair.


That's right. Bacon. Augustus & his mom love me so much they sent my human home with a bag of real, live bacon. My human was afraid she'd forget about it, so she stuck my bacon to the remember wall. It's where she sticks stuff she really needs to remember.

Well. That was FRIDAY. And I'm pretty sure it's Monday or Tuesday now and my bacon is STILL stuck to the freaking remember wall. I pointed this out to my human yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that. But when she's shooting pugs, her gimpy brain gets mucho gimpier and even the remember wall doesn't work.

I REALLLY want my freaking bacon. Like now. But if my human can't even remember the remember wall, there's no way she's going to remember my bacon.

So how on earth am I going to get it??


27 comments:

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Use Dutch as a ladder and then grab you some bacons!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

stellaroselong said...

I feel so sorry for you puglet have yu tried calling 911? Maybe if the police would come to your house your mom would straighten her act up! Stella Rose

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

yup .... we agree with The Slimmer Puggums up above and believe this calls for teamwork. Besides don't you owe Dutch something?? You were kind of mean to him over the pink dog store.... remember? Just sayin - give a little / get alot

Roxi, Riley & Lea

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We agree, Dutch needs to hook you up on this one. Share a little with him, but remember he ate the bacon cupcake, so you should get a bigger half.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Augustus said...

Oh no! That wasn't the plan at ALL!

But you should totally give Thumbs a break, she's so super nice. My human was all upset about some lights and a bridge and giants (?), so upset that she was leaking while we were driving to my photo shoot. After we met your human and Nikon, she was all better. If she ate bacon, I'd say you should share that bag with her.

I'm sure you will get bacon soon.

Sarah, Puggie and Riley said...

Puglet our mom says to ask Dutch for some help in getting the bacon off the remember wall.

Licks

Puggsie & Riley

THE PUGLET said...

Hey Everybody!

I think calling 911 is a better idea than asking Dutch for help. My human always tells people I got the brains and he got the looks -- a nice way of saying he's not. umm, the most genius. It could take him YEARS to figure out how to unstick bacon from a wall.

Besides, I guess I'm not always 100% nice to him and it would REALLY suck if he unstuck my bacon and then ate it. I mean, then what??

THE PUGLET said...

OH NO! My human didn't tell me anything about leaking. If I'd been there, I totally would have made the lights and giants and bridge stuff better for your human. Bacon or no bacon, you guys rock!

PS: thanks for the bacon :)

Anonymous said...

If its bacon, than you better not give up!!!!!!!!! You could stand on your hind legs and scratch the bacon!But how to get it open..... I have no idea.

Augustus said...

It's okay, she's kind of a leaky person. She told my dad that this was some sort of big deal, that some homeless pugs get some help because of it. The thought that some stupid giant people might make it not happen (and that Thumbs would be upset too) was just the kind of thing to get her crazy.

She would have been over the moon to get to pet you, not sure why because I'm a pretty cool pug.

Kolchak Puggle said...

That is like some sort of inhumane, torturous treatment! Can you call the SPCA or something????

Sammy and Neko said...

Hee hee, love the term "mucho gimpier" Bacon or no bacon, you look lovely : )

Lovies
Sammy

Anonymous said...

Darling Puglet,

Dutch might have an in with the fire ladder guys...I mean being a Dalmation and all.

Daisy

THE PUGLET said...

Thanks S&N :)

I think NO BACON makes me look even skinnier --- right?

(Riiiiight!)

Paula from DE said...

Totally unfair!!!

Eddie the Pug said...

I was drooling when I saw a Baconator commercial last night on TV, so you must be goin' crazy staring at the wall and lickin' your chops!

Anonymous said...

This is further proof that life is not fair BUT so what! You still need to find a way to get that bacon.

Buford T. Justice said...

Dude.....Did she remember your Giant Bully Sticks?????? We gave them to her but am worried her gimpy brain might have lost them.....

Buford T. Justice, Bambi and Miss Lacy Pug

Anonymous said...

puglet, I'm convinced that the only answer is to come live in pugtopia with Chistery and Ollie, where tortillas and bacon are plentiful, no humans have gimpy brains, and playtime and bellyrubs are the daily norm. barring that, tell your lame gimpy human to give you the fucking bacon already and to learn how to spell "tubby", which you are NOT. Love always, Chistery & Ollie, Emperor and Prince Regent of Pugtopia.

stellaroselong said...

Puglet:
I couldn't sleep last night cos I was so worried about you climbing to high on a chair or table and falling off and no one would be there to rescue you. I wonder if you could call 1-800 number to Oscar Meyer and see if he could send over a representive to get the bacon down for you...while he is there maybe you could get a commerical or something out of it...picture this...drooling pug..lots of bacon dancing around his little head?? Stay cool...Stella Rose

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

You can get that bacon! Leap for it! Maybe not...don't want to get hurt again...and really, as much as we love some bacon...not worth an injury! I say you have to get Dutch to help.

sylverose said...

Get out your trampoline!

Ivan said...

I so hope you get bacon soon.

My persons took me to the nikon-event on Sunday and I LOVED whatever it was she was dangling in front of me . Was that BACON?? I even snatched up her lens cover when she dropped it, hoping it was the good stuff!!

Oakley and Swisher said...

Your human is really messing with your emotions now. I mean not giving you bacon for not losing weight is one thing, but dangling it just out of reach is just rude. We say trying doing some Olympic style pole vaulting off that chair and soar too it! Go Pug!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Sorry Gnat said...

I adore this blog

Laura A said...

Your human is a little odd if she sticks bacon on your wall. Just sayin'.

Jackie Bouchard said...

Found your blog via Kolchak Puggle's Weekly Woof. It's pawesome.

Can't believe the torture you are having to put up with!