Tuesday, July 31, 2012
So, I haven't left the house or backyard since Thursday. And my human spent all weekend petting and feeding and Nikon-ing pugs-who-aren't-me. Oh. And there's a little bag of bacon taped to the wall and I'm too short to reach it. Even if I stand on a chair.
That's right. Bacon. Augustus & his mom love me so much they sent my human home with a bag of real, live bacon. My human was afraid she'd forget about it, so she stuck my bacon to the remember wall. It's where she sticks stuff she really needs to remember.
Well. That was FRIDAY. And I'm pretty sure it's Monday or Tuesday now and my bacon is STILL stuck to the freaking remember wall. I pointed this out to my human yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that. But when she's shooting pugs, her gimpy brain gets mucho gimpier and even the remember wall doesn't work.
I REALLLY want my freaking bacon. Like now. But if my human can't even remember the remember wall, there's no way she's going to remember my bacon.
So how on earth am I going to get it??