So, Mazda got beat up again. Well, sort of. You probably remember the first time this happened - when some jerk who didn't know how to park left a big giant dent and drove away. Or the second time when a bunch of Mac-nappers hit us with their getaway car and drove away. Well, this time the person left a note.
I'm so sorry I banged up your license plateframe! Please text me at (phone number) sothat I can pay you for replacing it.- Carine
Uh huh. The license plate frame. Y'know, that plasticy thing that says Redwood City Mazda on it? Yeah, that.
Mazda has sooo many scars from the other attacks, I have no idea how anyone could even tell if the license plate thingy got hurt. My human says it was probably beat up waaaay before Nice Carine went anywhere near it.
I wish we could leave a note on Nice Carine's car telling her how freaking awesome she is. But since we don't know which car is hers and I don't want to leave you-are-so-awesome notes on the whole entire neighborhood's cars, I'll tell the whole entire internet instead and cross my paws that she reads it.
Dear Nice Carine,
You are the best. If the entire world was as nice and honest and thoughtful as you are it would be a much better place.
Hugs + Bacon,
PS: Don't worry about the stupid license plate thingy.