This is one of those times when I confess to doing something weird, ask you all if it's normal, and hope to find I'm not the only one.
So... does anyone else here have, uh, issues with animals on the TV? Like, you attack any non-human being that comes on the screen? It totally drives my human nuts, but I just can't help it.
It started with dogs. I didn't like them coming into my living room so I tried to scare them away by throwing myself at the TV. It worked, so I moved on to other things. Birds. Hippos. Horses. That creepy talking lizard on the Geico commercial. The Nasonex bee (I reeeeally hate the bee).
I love humans so I don't bark at them (except for the time I accidentally attacked John Malkovich's head). But any non-human better stay off my TV if it knows what's good for it.
Brother Dutch thinks I'm a complete freak and my human doesn't understand how a cartoon bee, hippo and dog can have anything in common (or why any of them warrant an attack). Am I a freak? Or is this just another one of those weird pug things??