In case you haven't noticed, me and Brother Dutch pretty much do everything together. We're a team. Like Batman and Robin (I'm Batman) or, uh, PB & J.
Since we're so tight, iit makes me nervous when my human splits us up. Especially because it usually means a trip to the vet. So when she tried to make me go solo the other night, I totally refused to leave the house.
HUMAN: Puglet, c'mon. What's your malfunction?
ME: Are we going to the vet?
HUMAN: It's 8:00 at night. The vet is closed. Let's go.
ME: There are vets that stay open all the time. Like a 7-11.
HUMAN: I promise, no vets.
Well, my human was telling the truth. We didn't go anywhere near the vet.... but we did go to my friend Frank's house.
Holy cowpies, me and Frank had soooo much fun!! It was kinda like Pug Sunday. But on a Thursday. And in someone's living room. We wrestled like Sumos and played tug-of-everything until we couldn't breathe. Then we went for a walk and got us some tasty frozen yogurt.
Not only is Frank the coolest, funnest pug ever - he also has the coolest, funnest toy I have ever seen. If you like to chase the Evil Red Dot, you'd go nuts over Frank's flying heli-thingy. I want one so bad.
Check out this video of Frank playing with THE best toy on earth: