So last night I was superexcited about how much people like Blue Pug. Trying to save the planet just feels good, y'know? And just when I thought life couldn't get any more exciting, my human pulled a bag out of the closet and started packing. Like we were going to take a trip.
Or so I thought. Turns out it's not so cool because when I asked where we are going, she dropped the bomb. She is going away, but we are not. Yeah. And when I asked what exactly she'll be doing without us, she just said 'going to Seattle'.
ME: why are you going to Seattle?
MY HUMAN: it's a secret.
ME: so tell me the secret.
MY HUMAN: uh, it's a secret because I can't tell you.
So my human is leaving us for FIVE DAYS and I have no idea why. I tried making every pathetic look and sound puggily possible to get her to spill the beans. I even got kinda mad and demanded she tell me - or else. But my threats didn't do a thing. Because apparently the entire state of Washington is a great big secret.
I don't know what she's up to, and I'm not so sure I like that. The only good thing about all this is it means me & Dutch get to stay at The Man's house with the crazy Labrador brothers for FIVE DAYS. And I'm kinda excited about that part. But that's the only part.
I mean, what's so big about Seattle? And how can it be better than staying here with me??