Wednesday, June 9, 2010

THE INTERROGATION

So last night I was superexcited about how much people like Blue Pug. Trying to save the planet just feels good, y'know? And just when I thought life couldn't get any more exciting, my human pulled a bag out of the closet and started packing. Like we were going to take a trip.

Cool!

Or so I thought. Turns out it's not so cool because when I asked where we are going, she dropped the bomb
. She is going away, but we are not. Yeah. And when I asked what exactly she'll be doing without us, she just said 'going to Seattle'.

ME: why are you going to Seattle?
MY HUMAN: it's a secret.
ME: so tell me the secret.
MY HUMAN: uh, it's a secret because I can't tell you.

So my human is leaving us for FIVE DAYS and I have no idea why.
I tried making every pathetic look and sound puggily possible to get her to spill the beans. I even got kinda mad and demanded she tell me - or else. But my threats didn't do a thing. Because apparently the entire state of Washington is a great big secret.

I don't know what she's up to, and I'm not so sure I like that. The only good thing about all this is it means me & Dutch get to stay at The Man's house with the crazy Labrador brothers for FIVE DAYS. And I'm kinda excited about that part. But that's the only part.

I mean, what's so big about Seattle? And how can it be better than staying here with me??

18 comments:

Those Elgin Pugs said...

oOh's!!!
We wanna knows too!! Tell us Misses!! Tell us!!

O.K. Damage control....

Puglet...we's got ways to makes 'da hoomans to talks!!
Did you try licking her face???
Did you try flopping yourself over for the ever so cute tummy rubs...(yous can get info 'den)
Sometimes...hoomans talk in 'dere sleeps...we always point our velvety puggie ears out to listen!
Hmmmmmmm...
Oh 'da suspense!!!

partners in crime,
Izzy, Anakin Man & Josie

Laura Bee said...

Puglet,

That's too bag you can't come with your human to Seattle. It's a very pug-friendly city. In fact, my human jokes that the pugs have come down from the Mothership to take over Seattle.

Seattle also has a terrific Pug Rescue for recycled pugs. I do volunteer work for SPR sometimes by going to humans' houses to sniff around to see if they would be good homes for other pugs.

The one thing is the weather has been pretty awful lately in Seattle so you might not like it. I've had to get my paws wet almost every day.

So on second thought, maybe you should come up here another time, and concentrate on having fun with hose silly Labs.

Your friend,
Otis the Shop Pug

Einstein the Puggle said...

I live in Seattle! That's what's so special!

I found out about your blog via Mr. Puggle. My mom and I both love your videos!

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

I can't believe she is leaving you for 5 days and won't tell you why!!! Who does she think she is?!?!?!? There has to be a way to find out!!!

~Hugs~

Lilo

shannon said...

Hi Puglet!

Maybe your human is going to the Pie Factory and will bring you some back?

You'll have fun with the labs, hang in there!

Lisa PN said...

dear puglet, just found your blog a few days ago, and i think i love you.

it's too bad you didn't live in Toronto, cause you could come and stay with me for 5 days, alas...

maybe your human has a big surprise for you in the end. That would be exciting for sure!

enjoy your time at the Man's house, i am sure it will be super fun!

Anonymous said...

Oh no...no Puglet fix for 5 whole days - I don't know how I'll get by w/out seeing your precious puggy face!! I hope your mom has a great time and brings you & Dutch back lots of presents.

Ann & Frodo

Lola said...

Oh you are tooo cute Puglet!!! Enjoy playing with those labradors!!!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, your mug looks so cute! Try not to be too mad. She'll eventually tell you and then you can blog about it.

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Five days...what! We hope you find out soon what is so special about Seattle. I mean, we haven't moved there yet so it can't be too special ;)

S&P

3pugs2luv said...

Don't fret Puglet. If your human could take you with her, we know she would. At least you'll have fun with Dutch & the Labs. Our human left us for 2 weeks once. She felt so bad that when she got back she gave all kinds of treats & toys for about a month. We think that Yoda's week of the silent treatment, helped in the treat/toy department. So if you & Dutch work it right; this could be very beneficial at least in pug terms. If you need any support, you can always call us.
Zoey & Phoebe

Anonymous said...

Puglet you look fierce. You must have given her the 3rd degree. I can totally imagining you stamping down your paw and demanding the truth. I like that your so alpha and determined!
Love that in a pug! Because pugs deserve respect!

Anonymous said...

Puglet how are you going to blog for five days without your mom? Does "the man" have thumbs that he can loan you for assistance? I think that my mom is going to be cranky if she can't read you for FIVE whole days and that may mean that she will try to hug us more......and well that is just annoying! So please for our sake puglet don't stop bloggin'!

Wilma said...

Aw Puglet,
I understand how frustrated you must be, not to be in the loop. I would be totally ticked off if my Mom tried leaving me with not so much as a reason. Then Miss goodie two shoes Brigitte said to tell you that your Mom deserves a rest. She has been helping you become a famous film star and that takes alot out of a girl. So if you want to look at it that way, you could just give her big licks and send her on her way. Anyway, I bet she'll miss you way more than you'll miss her. You're going to be having too much fun with the Man and those Labs.

Wilma said...

By the way, love that mug!

THE PUGLET said...

Hey everybody!

Don't worry, I won't abandon you the way *my* human has abandoned me. I'm pretty sure The Man has thumbs.

I tried to get more info out of my human, but Seattle is still a big fat secret. All I know is she's taking all her camera stuff, which is totally weird. I mean, what is she going to take pictures of if I'm back home in San Francisco??

Apollo said...

Very not cool of your Mom not to tell you why she's leaving, and especially not taking you with her. Give her the stink eye and let her make it up to you with tons of treats. At least you'll enjoy some slumber parties with the labs. Can't wait to find out the secret...

Nan and B.A.G.S. the pug said...

Dearest Puglet - Why don't you stay with me in Chi-Town?! We have lots of grass and stuff. :) Aine