Thanks for trying to help me understand the whole Karma thing. Your explanations were much better than Google's and waaay nicer than Dutch's. Because you know what Dutch really meant when he told me about Karma?
He didn't mean be nice to Puppy because I might get cookies for it someday. Or, be nice to Puppy because if I don't I might come back later as a bug. No. What he meant is that I'm getting a "big fat taste" of Karma right now. And its name is Puppy. Or Dice. Or whatever.
Because I guess when I came along, Dutch had to share his whole entire universe with me because I was homeless and a puppy. And now I have to share my whole universe with Dice. Because he's homeless and a puppy.
And that is Karma.
As you can see by how much couch I got in today's picture, I'm being pretty nice to Puppy. Just in case Karma might give me cookies. And because I don't want to come back later as a bug. However that works.