Hello? Uhm. Internet? I love you! The Lady said I could say things to you today because I'm not staying here for long. Uh. And. Uh. Because I am a puppy. And I am homeless!
The little brown dog with the weird face isn't happy I'm talking to you. But The Lady told me I should so I'm doing what she says. She's been teaching me to listen to People and sometimes I get food when I listen. So I'm listening.
The little brown dog is a little scary.
I think My name is Dice. The Lady calls me Puppy. I don't know why but I love her so she can call me Puppy if she wants. She can call me anything and I will still love her.
I love everyone but I don't have People of my own. And I am homeless? The Lady made me promise I would tell you that. I hope you know what homeless means. I love the Lady. And Food. Spotted dogs. And playing. And chasing things.
Today I chased a duck. Yesterday I met the ocean. Sometimes I sleep in a box but I like to cuddle better. Riding in the car makes me feel icky.
Today I found a secret hole in the door. Now I can go outside when I want to. It was raining but I am not afraid of being wet. I'm supposed to pee out where it rains. I get a cookie and love when I pee in the right place.
Uh oh. Here comes the scary little brown dog. Ok. Bye internet. I love you!
Dice. Or Puppy. Or anything you want to call me.