All I can say is thanks for not laughing at Dutch's pink, fuzzy collar. I guess when your neck is that skinny, you can wear anything. Even if dudes can wear pink, I think I'm more of a skull + crossbones kinda guy.
The TV people will be here in my neighborhood on Sunday to film that Good Morning show. That means we've only got 5 DAYS to figure out a way to get me on TV. You were all totally right about them coming here to film Brittney Spears, so I thought maybe I could hide in the bushes and, like, ambush her or something.
I'm sure they'd put that on TV, right??
But then I re-read the notice thing we found stuck to our door. It says the TV thing will be happening right up the street from our house and there aren't any bushes there to hide in. Besides, sometimes when you hide in plants things stick to your eyeballs and that kinda sucks.
I asked Google to tell me more about this Brittney Spears person and I guess she sings and dances and stuff. My human makes us listen to the radio all the time and NPR has never played any of Brittney's songs. That means she must not be very good, right??
So now I'm thinking maybe I should just make a break for the stage and try to upstage her. I can't sing, but I can dance (remember the cabbage patch?). I can also swallow an entire hotdog without chewing. Let's see Brittney Spears do that!
What do you think? I really really really want to be in your living rooms! I just need a plan. Am pretty sure I need a Plan B too. And maybe even a Plan C. If any of those plans can involve finding a cart full of food, that'd be even better.