1) my human refused to dress in a matching + equally humiliating costume
2) nothing I can wear could ever be as cute as the mummy pugs
3) I'm not in the mood
And I was totally ready to say no way to the whole Halloween thing, until my human said the word. You know the one I'm talking about. So I gave in and next thing you know, my human's in the closet digging out the stupid lobster suit.
Nothing against lobsters or anything, but I've been a lobster before. I'm also not feeling very lobster-y right now. I'm pretty sure lobsters don't get sad or freaked out, and I'm a little sad and kinda freaked out right now about the 1000 pugs thing.
The website says 1000 pugs are coming! tomorrow and I still don't know who they are.
So I told my human I want to be a ghost instead of a lobster. I figure if the 1000 pugs come a day early, maybe I can scare them away. She didn't have any white stuff to make a ghost suit out of, so I have to be a blue ghost instead.
Google says blue is another word for sad and I am kind of a little sad. As long as I don't have to be pink, I'm ok with it. I don't think a pink ghost could scare anything away. Except maybe Dutch.
* * *MUCH SPECIALNESS!
Sabrina in Winnepeg had her Whelp Day yesterday, so let's eat cookies for her. Today is Dahlia in San Diego's Gotcha Day, so more cookies for her. And lets eat some extra cookies for everyone who has to dress up in goofy Halloween suits today.