1) my human refused to dress in a matching + equally humiliating costume
2) nothing I can wear could ever be as cute as the mummy pugs
3) I'm not in the mood
And I was totally ready to say no way to the whole Halloween thing, until my human said the word. You know the one I'm talking about. So I gave in and next thing you know, my human's in the closet digging out the stupid lobster suit.
Nothing against lobsters or anything, but I've been a lobster before. I'm also not feeling very lobster-y right now. I'm pretty sure lobsters don't get sad or freaked out, and I'm a little sad and kinda freaked out right now about the 1000 pugs thing.
The website says 1000 pugs are coming! tomorrow and I still don't know who they are.
So I told my human I want to be a ghost instead of a lobster. I figure if the 1000 pugs come a day early, maybe I can scare them away. She didn't have any white stuff to make a ghost suit out of, so I have to be a blue ghost instead.
Google says blue is another word for sad and I am kind of a little sad. As long as I don't have to be pink, I'm ok with it. I don't think a pink ghost could scare anything away. Except maybe Dutch.
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MUCH SPECIALNESS!Sabrina in Winnepeg had her Whelp Day yesterday, so let's eat cookies for her. Today is Dahlia in San Diego's Gotcha Day, so more cookies for her. And lets eat some extra cookies for everyone who has to dress up in goofy Halloween suits today.
42 comments:
Puglet,
You are a super cute ghost! Dont be sad or scared about the 1000 Pugs, it is all going to be okay. Just think....how cool would it be to make a 1000 new friends and what if all those friends came with cookies?? That would be super awesome! Look at the bright side Pug this 1000 Pugs thing could totally kick some major ass! :)
Have a great day!
Christa and Cletus
Hey Pug, I'm so sorry that you are sad over the 1000 pugs thing. I hope it will be something to get excited about, and can't wait to read all about it tomorrow. I wasn't too keen on the costume thing either, but Tiffy sent me one and I ended up getting tons of treatage while my mom was trying to take pictures, so I guess they aren't that bad. You look adorable as a blue ghost. I hope you and Dutch have a great Halloween with lots of treats!
Love,
Payton
Sabrina and Dahlia, Happy Day to you both!
Puglet,
What is that thing on your head ???
The 3E's
Once we get past that we can talk about the 1000 Pugs.
Happy Day to Dahlia and Sabrina
Hiya Christa ~
Wait. You mean the 1000 pugs might bring ME cookies?? Bellatrix said they were going to eat *mine*. Hmmmm. She also said they were going to bite my back fat so...
Interesting.
Happy Halloween Puglet. Don't be sad. Like the others have commented, this 1000 pugs thing could be a good thing. Christa and Cletus made a good point, they might all come with cookies! Besides, there's only one Puglet and one Dutch in your Momma's house and heart and whaqtever tomorrow brings, you're still our supermodel / super hero. Enjoy the holiday today. You're the best blue ghost, errrr, the only ghost we've ever seen!
Happy Birthday and Happy Gotcha Day to Sabrina and Dahlia. Live long, eat lots of cookies and bark a lot just for fun!
Happy Halloween everypug!
Roxi, Riley & Lea
Those Jersey Shore Puggles
PS - we got like one paw high of snow on Saturday!!
Hi Payton ~
Glad you got good treatage. I got treatage for the blue ghost pictures too. It was kinda hard though because I guess ghosts don't have mouth holes - just eyes.
Hey 3Es!
No freaking idea. One of those things humans stuff pillows in, maybe? I didn't ask. I was just glad it wasn't PINK.
Dude...your...eyes...are...freaking...me...out...
Pug you couldnt be a cuter ghost!! it is perfect, and I am excited to have the 1000 pug wait to be over too!
Aw Puglet, looking at these pictures is making us sad too, don't be sad!!! We have a feeling the 1000 Pugs are only going to make you even more popular and cool. We're sure there will be lots of treats involved too.
We think blue is your color :)
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
What if it's 1000 pugs in Lobster costumes! Or 1000 pugs come to take your mom and Dutch away.....or 1000 pugs come to steal your toys....1000 pugs come to take your carrots? Or 1000 pugs come to play a trick on you and steal your treats?? He he ho ho, you are so lucky you find out tomorrow. I'm here for ya buddy when you need a shoulder to cry on.
Ok....mom says I need to stop being mean and trying to freak you out...even if it is fun.
I have to say I totally laughed at your ghost costume! Man what us pugs won't do for a freaking cookie.
Yep, you're right Pug, not much can beat the mummy pugs but got to say you are one cute ghost, blue, white or whatever, EVEN PINK, I think you would steal the show! I say let's celebrate the 1000 pugs and look forward to it...just think, it's a bigger number than that movie 101 Dalmatians and that was a big hit!
Happy day to Sabrina and Dahlia...cookies on Halloween, oh boy!
Pug - no worries buddy. I bet there could be a million pugs and your human would still love you the best!
B&B from Alexandria
PUGLET!!!!! Only you could look so WINSOME and WINNING in a blue cloth. My heart melted a little while my Mommy giggled A LOT!!!!
Love Noodles
Boo-Hoo-Boo! Sad little PuggieGhost!
Come visit me and see the artwork I saw last week. It's so big, I look svelt next to it!
Love, R~W
Puglet,
The pillow thingie is different, can't wait to see what she puts on your noggin for Thanksgiving..
3E's
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Puglet,
many puggy hugs and belly rubs to you, and some cookies too! I don't want you sad anymore.
I agree with one of the Anonymous, your human, gimpy and all will still love you best.
Oh at first I didn't recognize you!!! Too scary and too cute!! Sadness is also here, yestarday Pucia broke in to her food, and today she ate 2 jaffa cakes and only spit the jelly (to make it even worse she did on my bed) so no treats here because I didn't like her tricks!!
Happy Halloween Pug+Dutch and Happy Day to Sabrina and Dahlia, kisses from no treat Poland :)
Sorry Gracie. See what you mean. I do look pretty freaky without a face. Or a body. Maybe this stupid blue ghost outfit *will* scare the 1000 pugs away!
Heya Bellatrix,
Enough with the 1000 pugs nightmares already! One more and I"m sending them over to your house to eat all *your* treats. Uh huh. You thought Gracie the gray cat was bad....
Uhm. Not 100% convinced Maggie :/
Thanks B&B :)
Thanks Noodles. I don't feel WINNING!
Hiya Rotti!
Dude. My human always freaks when she sees your picture. because you remind her of the two BIG, non-puggy Rotties that came before me + Dutch. She especially freaked about those cool murals you have in LA. She loves those things!
Hey Pucia,
Don't let your human cheat you! Not on Halloween with so much specialness to celebrate. Remind her about the jelly. You didn't get to eat the jaffa jelly... even if that stuff is gross.
Wow, what a costume, cousin Puglet! I recognized you nevertheless, these eyes ...
I have no Halloween costume because Halloween is not big here. But just now we met some ghosts in the street, oh boy! Scary .. and we had no sweats on us. I hoped that my Mum would not give my treats away which she keeps always in her pocket. Good heavens!
I should be better prepared for the year to come. Ghost is ok for me - I've got an idea now.
Happy Whelp day to the ladies Sabrina and Dhalia, I will have two cookies now in their honor.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL OF YOU,
Love from Berlin
Carlos Santana
Puglet,
I think your costume is awesome! You look like ET dressed up as a ghost.
It's Halloween, so be very...very...careful. What if those pugs come one day early as 1000 pug ghosts or 1000 pug zombies?!
Just to be on the safe side, don't answer the door and stay behind Dutch.
Happy Day Sabrina & Dahlia! I've got some new buffalo liver treats that I'm going to chomp on just for you.
Happy Day to Dahlia and Sabrina~ That is the cutest ghost...
Hugs
Sammy
You sure do make a great ghost, even if the costume makes your eyes look super creepy.
I like Christa's suggestion that the 1000 will be 1000 more new friends, all bearing cookies. Don't listen to that Bellatrix, she is just trying to scare you.
Thank you for the whelp day wishes.
Licks,
Sabrina
1000 Pug zombies???
Holy.
Do ghosts scare zombies?
1 blue ghost vs 1000 zombies?
I don't like those odds...
If they do show up, throw all your eatables at them (these unearthly creatures are known to crave Canadian liver treats) and run for the hills. And don't leave Dutch and Thumbs behind!
You'll be treatless...but safe.
Hi Puglet,
My human was laughing hysterically at the computer, and when I came over to see what was going on, I see you as a ghost. My human says she can't get over your absolute adorableness in the ghost costume.
She said you are very sad and blue about the whole 1000 pugs thing. So, I told my mom to stop laughing because you are sad and that's just not funny. But really Puglet, I don't think you have anything to worry about. It sounds like your human is up to something exciting and fun, and I bet she is going to include you and if you're included, I'm sure that means lots of treats. That's awesome, right?
Good luck Pug, I've got your back.
Love ya',
Lucy
Puglet,
You're far more interesting and cute than those mumies!
You're the cutiest ever!
Raquel
Don't worry Pug, we're your friends and if we thought 1000 pugs was bad, we would totally warn you. You are just making it too much fun for Bells to scare you. So tommorow get that napkin off your head and embrace what comes. If you still think 1000 pugs is horrible, you can come hang with us ,pout for a little while, we'll even get you a baconator. After your human had suffered in your absence, you can go home all will be well at Casa de Puglet.
Luv, Zoey & Phoebe
P.S. You are the cutest blue ghost
Puglet, you are soooo cute as a ghost, sorry. Don't be sad, we'll always have you as #1 in our hearts, 1000 pugs or not!
Sooo freakin' cute!!
PUglet, if you came and visited us on the 1000 pug tour I would show you where the cat food bowl is. Totally. Dude, that stuff is crazy good. And I would give you a cookie, or a biscuit, or a pig ear, or a pupperoni...or all of the above. 1000 pugs = 10000 cookies. Your friend, Guy Noir
I think you are the cutest Ghost I ever did see!
love
tweedles
I think you're adorable.
Cutest. Ghost. *Ever*.
:) from the cute blue ghost.
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