Hello again everyone. Things are back to being weird at our house. My human said 1000 Pugs exploded her inbox but she didn't yell at HAL4 so I don't know what that means.
Pug was up all night having nightmares about 1000 pugs kept eating his treats and biting his back fat. I don't have back fat, but apparently having it bitten is the stuff of nightmares.
Both of them are about to leave for an adventure that I don't get to go on. I heard my human say it will be educational. They'll be back after lunch and I will be taking a nap until then, waiting for things to be normal again.