Hello everyone, Dutch here again. First, I must thank you for sending me the juju. My honking is almost completely gone and I'm feeling much better now. Hopefully I'll be 100% honk-free soon so we can rejoin society soon.
You might be wondering why I'm here today instead of Pug. Let us just say he's having a bit of a moment. Ever since The Epiphany, he's been OK with the 1000 Pugs. He's even been showing off his #1 tag and encouraging other pugs to be one of the other 999. But yesterday someone sent us a picture of my human that sent him over the edge:
I don't understand what he's so upset about, but Pug says there are many things wrong with this picture. According to him, Nikon, food, a strange pug, and my human should never be in the same place at the same time. Ever. Especially when the strange pug is very, very cute.
I think Pug is being ridiculous about this. My human and Nikon are safe, the cute pug did not follow us home and there is plenty of food left for us to eat. It is just a stupid picture. But when I tried explaining this to Pug, he just kept saying Pictures don't lie! Pictures don't lie!
If that is the case I would like to share a picture someone shared with me. It was taken last week at the airport when Emi flew away and clearly shows a certain pug and a very girly pink toy. Yes, Pug was playing with a PINK toy (even though Emi's new human brought him a stuffed lion).
I'm sure my human will talk Pug out of his sulk (again) and he'll be back tomorrow like nothing ever happened. I also know he will try to deny the pink toy incident, and when he does please remind him that pictures don't lie.