Monday, June 11, 2012

NAPPED!

There were supposed to be pictures for today's post. And by pictures I mean evidence. Y'know, like proof. Proof that my human loves the Other 999 more than she loves me. Or at least that she and Nikon both cheated on me today with a certain pug named Hugo... and a bacon maple donut from Voodoo. You can't see this evidence because my human took the pictures with Droid and some stupid jerk phone-napped Droid. Yeah. Right out of Mazda. I'm not entirely sure what happened because me and Dutch were in a major Voodoo coma when Droid got snatched, but I'm pretty sure it happened when my human ran into a store to get some water and left Mazda's windows a little open so me and Dutch wouldn't die. Poor Droid must have been close enough to a window for some skinny armed jerk to reach in and phone-snatch. Dutch was too Voodoo'd out to do the Cujo thing and I was too full of bacony maple goodness to do, uh, anything. So Droid is gone. And so are all our pictures. Things didn't get much better when we tried to get a Droid 2 from the Verizon people, but I'll save that stupid story for tomorrow (hint: Verizon is not dog-friendly and we hate them). Right now I'm happy to be in a new state (hello Seattle!) with a belly full of bacon to dream about.

20 comments:

Southshore pugs said...

Unfortunately there are creepers in this world, Droid can be replaced. Thank god you and Dutch are ok. We are anxious to hear more about this trip. See you in NYC in October.

Rudy and Billie

Angel Yoda, Brutus & Ellie said...

That just sucks :( Stupid skinny armed Droid napper!! At least it wasn't you are Dutch that were napped!!

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus & Ellie

Punchbugpug said...

What jerks out there!!! Thank goodness you two are okay!

Sammy and Neko said...

Plain rude...bad karma to the jerk ....
Enjoy Seattle ! Lovely town~

Sammy

Hugo said...

Puglet,

So I know you're kinda mad about the donut thing but I think we should still be friends because you're super fun and I'm kinda jealous of your back fat. That aside, me and mom are super mad at whoever took Droid. How mean! We hope you find nice Dog loving Verizon people soon to get you a new Droid. Next time you're back in Portland maybe we can make things right and share a donut?

Hugo

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Clearly, Droid napper is not owned by a Pug or he would have known better than to take all of those pictures :(

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Foodie Girl said...

Wow Puglet! Sorry to hear that Droid was stolen. My dad doesn't know why someone would want to steal a Droid, but my mom says he's an Apple head so he wouldn't understand.

I'm just glad you're OK. My mom read in the paper that someone was dognapped right out of the car in NJ a few weeks ago.

Hope to see you when you visit NYC!!!

- Mookie

Unknown said...

HUGE BUMMER. So, so sorry that some jerk did this. Can't believe Dutch did not go Cujo-- we would not have stuck our paws in Mazda with Dutch in there!! We hope you don't hold it against Portland... most of the folks here are super nice.

Tell your human thanks for the Cap'n Crunch doughnut. We came home and napped for about 30 minutes then demanded dinner.

Loved meeting all of you!!

Angus, Woody and their people.

Scoutie said...

Dang! Was this in Portland? If so, I'm gonna hunt down the thief and poop on his/her foot.

xoxo,
Scoutie

Anonymous said...

Go Scouttie! Do what you do best!

Tiffy said...

PUG! What the heck happened? Your human called my mom the other day but we were sleeping.

I am so bummed about Droid and Verizon. What a mess! Please email me at itstiffytime at yahoo dot com so we can chat.

Tiffy

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet
Holy Crap, lucky you and Dutch weren't dog napped ! Your human can always get another Droid (ps, our mom hated her Verizon droid peopel too) but you and Dutch can never be replaced.
Ellie, Emmitt & Eli.

Hey Scoutie...poop on their foot great idea!

Eddie the Pug said...

Tell your mom to trace the phone...can't you locate it? Can't the Verizon people figure out who stole it?

Oakley and Swisher said...

Jerk face droid napper!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Korin said...

Oh Puglet, that would probably explain why your mom never called. I was quite looking forward to hanging with you and Dutch on Sunday.

Korin & Lila

Anonymous said...

Maybe your human should read about this and save you and Dutch some really bad times...http://www.pancreatitisindogs.com/

Sherry said...

HOLY CRAP we are so sorry about Droid but so glad you & Dutch are ok.
We have three words for you in Seattle: Top Spot Donuts!!!!!
love,
Pearl, Trixie, Mac and our human

Anonymous said...

Puglet/Hugo/Dutch,

Don't you worry about what Anonymous said up there. One donut isn't going to hurt any dog. Especially dashing young pugs and dalmations such as yourselves. Besides, the junk you all eat off the ground is FAR worse.

Have fun in Seattle!

moPSY+MISIOber said...

Puglet ! So glad you and Dutch are ok! We are sorry about droid, but happy your Human wasn't near. We don't now her much but we think she'd chase this stupid thief, and it could be dangerous :( so happy everybody is ok:) hugs PT

Anonymous said...

Answer For: Anonymous>June 12, 2012 7:22 PM
If you read this blog with any regularity you would know that this kind of "food" is common fare for poor Puglet and Dutch. I'm just trying to look out for them, unless as super stars they're on the "live fast and leave a good looking corpse" path. Pancreatitis in dogs is no joke and unfortunately all too common. A former Vet tech would know this.