NAPPED!

There were supposed to be pictures for today's post. And by pictures I mean evidence. Y'know, like proof. Proof that my human loves the Other 999 more than she loves me. Or at least that she and Nikon both cheated on me today with a certain pug named Hugo... and a bacon maple donut from Voodoo. You can't see this evidence because my human took the pictures with Droid and some stupid jerk phone-napped Droid. Yeah. Right out of Mazda. I'm not entirely sure what happened because me and Dutch were in a major Voodoo coma when Droid got snatched, but I'm pretty sure it happened when my human ran into a store to get some water and left Mazda's windows a little open so me and Dutch wouldn't die. Poor Droid must have been close enough to a window for some skinny armed jerk to reach in and phone-snatch. Dutch was too Voodoo'd out to do the Cujo thing and I was too full of bacony maple goodness to do, uh, anything. So Droid is gone. And so are all our pictures. Things didn't get much better when we tried to get a Droid 2 from the Verizon people, but I'll save that stupid story for tomorrow (hint: Verizon is not dog-friendly and we hate them). Right now I'm happy to be in a new state (hello Seattle!) with a belly full of bacon to dream about.