Tuesday, June 12, 2012

VERIZON SUCKS BUTT

So, first Verizon wouldn't let me and Dutch in their store (even after my human said Droid was stolen and we'd die in the hot car). Then they said it will take 2 FREAKING DAYS to send us a new Droid.

Yeah. Send. Like in the mail or whatever.

This did NOT make my already not-happy human happy. So now we're at Planet Best Buy. And my human just paid $711.74 to get a us a Droid back. This Droid is different than the old one and is probably going to make her brain explode but at least we have a navigation lady again.

I kinda just want to take a nap and dream about more bacon but my human says we have to scout locations for the pug shoots. Even though it's raining.

Anyone know where I can score some bacon in Seattle???


21 comments:

Anne said...

At least Best Buy let you in!!!! Verizon has made me angry in the past too. Not. Cool. Your mom might need a little something stronger than bacon....

Meredith LeBlanc said...

What? Booo Verizon, but YAY Best Buy for letting you guys in and getting your human set up with a new Droid!!

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...

I don't know about bacon, but in Seattle, at night, they sell hot dogs covered in cream cheese. You should ask for one of those.

Noodles said...

Puglet that just is not fair that some jerk stole Droid AND Verizon had ZERO compassion for your human's situation! I mean really. . . did they think you and Dutch were going to LIFT a phone or LICK something? I mean. . . really! And I thought Seattle was Dog Friendly. I guess it is Portland and not Seattle? Or neither. Anyhow, sorry for this hassle.
Love Noodles

Scruffers said...

I haven't been to Seattle, but my uncle Schmedley that's in heaven says you need to go to the Pike Place Market and get pork hum bao. Not bacon, but better! And Ivar's for fried fish. And a little restaurant named Al Boccolino. He should know, he was WAY past tubey...he weighed over 30 lbs!

Scruffers said...

Oh! And my human wonders when we're going to see my supermodel photos?

Anonymous said...

We have Verizon...and a head exploiding DROID, but we live in California, and something about California...pugs get to go (most places). My mom says to call Verizon customer service and see what they can do for you...give you a credit on your bill or something. Help a pug out, Verizon!
Lafayette Lola

Anonymous said...

the BEST bacon in Seattle is at Beth's Cafe! Right across the street from Green Lake, a cool place for a pug shoot.

Anne said...

I just saw a free app advertized on Pandora called "lookout". Apparently, even if your phone is on silent it will let out a piercing "scream". So if someone steals it you can make their life hell at least! It also has a gps feature which will allow you to track where your phone is. Of course with out a mobile phone or laptop I'm not sure how one is supposed to track where your phone is! I'm going to give it a whirl!

Oakley and Swisher said...

Holy smokes! $711 dollars for a droid? You know how much bacon goodness you could get with that?? Like a billion. With all that monies, droid should be able to find you new places for photo shoots!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Anne said...

So I just downloaded the "Lookout" app on my phone and had it find my phone by gps. It tagged my phone location within a 6 meter accuracy. It tagged on google maps right above my office skylight... Not gonna lie...that's a little creepy! Good if my lose my phone, but I never realized how accurate your phone gps is. I feel a bit 1984.

The siren is CRAZY loud when you trigger it. So fair warning, it's not the best idea to trigger it at your desk at work...unless you want your officemate to laugh their butt off at you figuring out how to shut it up!!!!

Laura Bee said...

Puglet (and Dutch),

My human and I are so excited that you're in our city. We're sorry about the gross gray day today, but at least it's not too hot for pugs. I can't wait to sniff butts with you guys on Sunday.

Otis the Shop Dog

Anonymous said...

Darling Puglet (and most handsome Dutch),

Send Verizon poop.

Love, Daisy

moPSY+MISIOber said...

We are happy thant new droid is with you :) our mom once had "her Verizon" which was Orange. She bougth something called "mobil internet", but before that she checked with Orange lady, that it will work in our house.. They called their offer " Business everywhere", and it worked everywhere but our house. So mom send them letter writing what she thinks about "everywhere". They said SORRY, and offer , that mom can buy antenna to make that "everywhere" happen in our house, and they will give her money back. It was nice offer, but to this mobil internet there was antenna! so happy to see your post every day :) hugs PT

Lulu Louise said...
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Lulu Louise said...

Hey guys,
I wrote a different reply, but then read that Droid was stolen, not just not working and thought better to add insult to thievery. Sorry to hear of your ordeal!

Anyhoo, we miss you and can't wait to get together upon your return to play and catch up!

XO,
Lu (and mom)

Lulu Louise said...

Oy vey, I can't type today...

I meant to say "better to NOT add insult to thievery".

xo

Jane said...

Save yourselves and your sanity. But an iPhone. I love mine

pugfish said...

Verizon really sucks when it comes to dogs. My little guy was ill just came out of the vet and it was so hot outside bacon would fry. I had him in my arms and they would not let him in. Horrible.
Bad Verizon Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

pugfish said...

ps Iphones are the way to go ALWAYS

Fritter from the Lo-Flo said...

Puglet! If you go to Pikes Place Market, beware of the flying fish! It's furreaky!