So, it's Dutch's birthday on Monday. And I want to make sure Miss Gimpy 1) doesn't forget and 2) doesn't do something totally lame to celebrate it. Because even though Dutch can be a total jerk sometimes, I still love him. Besides, I'm sure he'll have to share whatever he gets with me so I want it to be good.
Last year my human wanted to celebrate Dutch's big day with a trip to the vet to get "senior bloodwork". Yeah. A trip to the vet. I definitely don't want to share a present like that! Luckily I talked her into waiting until after his big day. But still. Clearly my human cannot be trusted when it comes to birthdays.
I figure Dutch's big day has to involve:
2. freaking pink
Uhm, I guess those are the big ones. Bacon is pink. Maybe we could just eat lots of bacon? Or corn dogs. They are pink on the inside. Sounds like a totally perfect birthday to me, but Miss Let's-celebrate-with-bloodwork says Dutch has more "refined tastes" than I do.
Uhhh, anyone here know what's tastier than bacon and corn dogs??