Thursday, September 20, 2012
I'm sorry, but Pug isn't speaking to anyone right now. He's upset because my human really needed to sleep and kicked us out of bed for snoring. Pug was snoring, WE both got kicked out of bed and HE isn't speaking to anyone?
That's so Pug.
I still have not celebrated my Big 09. But that's okay. I'm in no hurry to be older. I am also still deciding how I want to celebrate myself. Pug says we should eat food and for once, he is right. He also says we should eat bacon but I think the Big 09 is bigger than bacon. What's bigger than bacon? I am not sure.
There was a Creme Brûlée truck parked around the corner from our house today and I got to smell brûlée on our afternoon walk. I dont know what brulee is, but it smells fabulous. Perhaps brûlée is bigger than bacon?
On our morning walk we passed a place that makes French things and I got to smell the fresh croissants. I believe they were made of ham and cheese. Gruyere cheese. I think fresh ham and gruyere cheese croissants could be bigger than bacon.
Our human is very busy doing a million Other 999 things so it might be awhile before I get to celebrate me. If you can think of anything bigger than bacon, please let me know.